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Parenting is the easiest thing to have an opinion about, but the hardest thing to do.

How to get your teen to move

Eldest had forgotten her lunchbox at home. We live practically next to school so I called her in her break

'come and pick it up'
'I'm not hungry'
'I'm walking to school right now'
'I can't leave class right now'
'Liar you've got your phone out so you've got a break. I'm giving you five seconds or I'll walk into school straight to your classroom and I'm wearing clogs, shorts, and my ratty hoodie'

*sonic boom*

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Kids vs.Adults Brainpower🧠📌Fun Fact: A child’s brain grows twice as fast as an adult’s brain! 🤯.That explains why they can learn a new language in a few months, but we forget why we walked into a room.😂👀 #ParentLife #SmartKids #iamsmartscool #earlylearning #braindevelopment

Returning to regular programming now but expect some wobbles as we adjust to our new family life.

Thank you for your understanding during this exciting time! #ParentLife #Thankful

If I didnt have a toddler, I would work only at night until 6am or my morning standup then go to sleep.
I always get so much more done at night when everything is silent and all of the days excitement is gone.
#devlife #parentlife

It's the moment that counts, not the keepsake memento version of it.

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I don't know why the quality of the school has traditionally to be judged by the baking skills of the parents.
But tomorrow is Open Day and we have to deliver.

(Well at least I don't have to perform in the school play.)

#parentlife #baking

close up of a cake still in the pan with white frosting and colorful sprinkles

I’m not saying I would ever take revenge on a toddler, but there are times where I definitely don’t warm up those baby wipes before using them.

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On a lighter note, my 6 year old points & laughs whenever they see a Cybertruck.
#ProudDad 😅

#Tesla #Cybertruck #WankPanzer #ParentLife #DadLife

Ever since I became a parent, my go-to choice for New Year's celebrations is a cozy night in!

Call me boring, but I love it! ☕️✨

#ParentLife #NewYearVibes

Baby is sleeping on me and I had to sneeze so I turned my head so I wouldn't spray them.

And covered @nullagent in the sneeze spray instead 😅

Oopsss

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I'm still glad I decided to take November and December off from my creative endeavors. It’s been hard to find time for myself these last two months.

#writerslife #parentlife #takingabreak

And so it begins...

#Christmas #DadLife #ParentLife #ElfOnTheShelf

Elf on the shelf with an empty cup of treats

Painted wood door with wreath and snow. A sign says "North Pole" and the mat says "elves only"

At the cinema with my daughter and wife watching The Wild Robot. It’s her first time, and so far, so good! 😊 I’ve been waiting for this moment—to start going to the cinema with our little one. 🤟

#FamilyTime #TheWildRobot #ParentingMoments #KidsMovies #WeekendFun #CinemaAdventure #ParentLife