אני: *לא מאוד מגולח אבל לא יכול להתאפק ומורח כמה נשיקות על בת4.5*
בת4.5: Abba will you stop zakanning me?!
#parenting #bilingual #English #hebrew #codeswitching #linguistics
#הורות #דולשוני #עברית #אנגלית #בלשנות
#Parenting
Bonus #Joke :
My daughter once yelled at me in German.
I yelled back in Klingon.
She was confused.
I was terrified.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Cursive #Parenting #GenZ #GenX #Boomers #TeachingCursive #CursiveWriting #Writing #Klingon #KlingonLanguage
![Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones.
Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'."
One child says to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?"
The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K."
[Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]](https://files.mastodon.social/cache/media_attachments/files/114/702/531/379/038/356/original/e4e4a393ae5d8635.jpg)
What I Wish Parents Knew about Social Media. Via @scientific_american #Parenting #Education #MentalHealth #Tech ⚙️💾📱🔌💻
What I Wish Parents Knew about...
5. right #livelihood
#avoid #jobs that #involve death, weapons, slavery, the harms of animals, #drugs
and any kind of exploitation
be an honest and kind parent, friend, partner.
#death #weapons #slavery #animals #harms #exploitation #vegan #buddhist #buddhism #any #kind #honest #honest #kindness #parent #parenting #friend #partner #partners
בת4.5 מזמרת: אריה אריה here we go אריה
This is the time of our lives
אריה אריה
🎵🎵🎵
אני: איה?
בת4.5: No! It’s with R!
Snacks And Suitcases
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: https://www.greataustralianpods.com/snacks-and-suitcases/
#GreatAusPods #AusPods #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Podcasters #Australia #Kids #Family #Parenting #Families #Travel
Lots of advice on how to eat for better brain health focuses on one so-called "superfood." But there are no perfect foods that'll supercharge brain health or health in general. Overall diet can matter greatly, however. This scientist has great advice for what to eat and other healthy behaviors to support an strong gut microbiome and better brain health, and she's experimenting with her own kids. https://medium.com/wise-well/boost-your-childs-brain-power-with-bacteria-fungi-and-worms-e3425ce2c163 ?sk=75cdc8d4c9db60adc71d20486d81d0fd #parenting #nutrition #neuroscience
Posted into Wise & Well @wise-well-robertroybritt
Lots of advice on how to eat for better brain health focuses on one so-called "superfood." But there are no perfect foods that'll supercharge brain health or health in general. Overall diet can matter greatly, however. This scientist has great advice for what to eat and other healthy behaviors to support an strong gut microbiome and better brain health, and she's experimenting with her own kids.
#parenting Second Err or Heir.. promptly lost his signed baseball cap he's had for... 2 full days as of today.
Yes, he whined, complained fought us while choosing it on... yep fathers day.
Last year, he didn't get one because he couldn't/wouldn't choose which one he wanted. Just about walked out again this year with the same situation. He crumbled and agreed to get one he liked the best. Then the two offspring insisted the 8 to 1 game had to endured to get a signature.
Now its gone. 😂
Overhearing my kids tell the babysitter, "You're the coolest adult in this house. But the bar is pretty low." #parenting
Car Replacement Consultation
Sat 6/21, 8:30am-2pm
Downtown PSU Farmers Market #Portland #BikeTooter #LeaveTheCarAtHome #ClimateAction #eBikes #pdxBikes #pdx #parenting #CarryShitOlympics #transportation
Market-goers see our #cargoBikes / trailers and learn how to take their own kids + haul things by bike!
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New Comic Strip Found: Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for Tue, 17 Jun 2025 https://www.gocomics.com/babyblues/2025/06/17
Two little girls. One pushed. One cried. One apologized. The other wouldn’t. On a playground filled with mulch, tears, and tension, a lesson unfolds about emotional intelligence, courage, and the power of saying “I’m sorry.” Sometimes, we carry anger like a stone. But what if we chose to set it down? 💬 What stone are you still carrying? #Forgiveness #EmotionalIntelligence #Parenting #LetGo #LifeLessons #Storytelling
https://joeclass3.wordpress.com/2025/06/17/what-stone-are-you-carrying/
Good morning and happy Tuesday!
My kids are officially out of school. That means, I officially have two high schoolers and two middle schoolers.
Oof.
It's starting to hit me and it's weird.
I'll deal with it. But it's weird.
Have a great Tuesday.
Donations for plane crash village shop family double in a day
“The response has been incredible”Kirit Patel and Pensford Post Office and village shop. Kirit’s son Umang Patel, his…
#Bristol #UnitedKingdom #UK #GB #England #Headlines #News #Europe #EU ##Parenting #BathandNorthEastSomerset #Britain #GreatBritain #People
https://www.europesays.com/uk/191654/
Are there any #parents out there who never wanted kids, then had them and now are happy they did and wouldn't change a thing? I'd like to hear your story and ask some questions, if that's OK.
Bonus points if you have adhd and are extremely bad at adulting and/or are someone who needs a lot of alone time.
Thank you and boosting is very much appreciated 🙏
It's hard to learn how to do so many things after hatching... one of the thoughts my wife and I brought up was that I didn't want to be an example to my daughter when she grew up to understand, that one should repress themselves, dim their light for the sake of the world.
But the implications... that I need to take more space for myself, hell, want things, have needs... I need to, for a variety of reasons. Even if it feels like effort directed away from her.
On Tuesdays, two of my kids come to my place for lunch, then go back to school. BK2 usually brings a friend.
Today, BK2 notified me that they weren't feeling great, but her friend may still turn up. And he did.
I take that as a compliment. Now to fry eggs for two kids. #Parenting
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