‘Y’all Need To Go Back To The Basics’: 3-Year-Old’s Viral Video Calling Out Grown-Ups Has The Internet Cheering https://shinemycrown.com/yall-need-to-go-back-to-the-basics-3-year-olds-viral-video-calling-out-grown-ups-has-the-internet-cheering/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #ViralVideo #ToddlerTruths #BackToBasics #ParentingFails #InternetCheering

More on #parentingfails that I've come to claim!

When you disappoint your kid with your athletic inability!

Always KICK IT TO THE SPACE!

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Ah, yes, because nothing screams 'great parenting' like plopping your kid into a coffin for a slumber party... 🛌⚰️🤣 And hey, if the coffin doesn't do the trick, there's always the sweet allure of free pastries from that friend who inexplicably still calls instead of texts. 📞🥐 #ParentingWin
https://ihidefrommykids.substack.com/p/my-daughter-slept-in-a-coffin-at #ParentingHumor #SlumberParty #CoffinKids #ParentingFails #FreePastries #HackerNews #ngated

#BabyYumYum #BYY #ThoughtfulThursday #ParentingFails #MomLife #DadLife #FunnyParenting #RealParenting #LaughItOff #ParentingMoments

Got the child a joint Christmas and 18th Birthday (in Jan) present from Gumtree. I am so, so jealous, its a thing of beauty and so clean. Was really hoping he'd push me to my limits this week so I could legit boot him out and keep it 🤣

#ParentingFails

@geoff_green @Jamie @Bridgemakes Yeah... I've slipped up enough that I have caught my son's attention. In particular he is VERY interested in the #BarnusFranks drop. To the extent that he has spontaneously started singing it more than once... He also had never heard the original song. So when it it came on the radio in the car with my wife, he started singing... the drop.... #ParentingFails

One of my kids just complained the food has “too much flavour” 😒 #ParentingFails

One of these things must be true:
- I am stupid.
- Candy cane wrappers are stupid.

I just don't know which one ...
#holidayseason #ParentingFails

Today I caught the 13yo muttering, "fuck this shit," to the disappointing revelation that we were out of his preferred bread and he would be forced to get by with a loaf of plebian.

#ParentingFails

#introduction Ok, it’s taken me a few days to work out why I’m here - it’s to #connect.

I’m aware I live in my own little bubble of middle class, #smallvillage England: I’d like to hear #yourStories and the minutiae of your live, the irony, the #funnies, #parentingFails and the #fuckups that make my life feel better ☺️

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