#Pope2025

2025-05-15

God damn. Please let Casper win one game. Does Sinner know you're allowed to let the other person play tennis too? 😔

@tennis

#Tennis #Pope2025 #NewPope #Italy

2025-05-09

Man who wears a dress changes identity and the world celebrates.

#Pope
#Pope2025

2025-05-08

It just clicked, they let the magic smoke out of the Vatican

wuffs.org/@Ninji/1144741257369

#pope #pope2025 #BadDadJokes

2025-05-08

The pope is a White Sox fan.
He knows how to suffer.

#baseball #mlb #pope #pope2025 #catholic #church #vatican

StoneBear :potion_genderqueer:stonebear2@hachyderm.io
2025-05-08

White smoke, new hope. The world welcomes a new Pope. #Pope2025 #HabemusPapam

#TuckFrumprealTuckFrumper
2025-05-08

White smoke, new hope. The world welcomes a new Pope.

Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي)mitch@hoagie.cloud
2025-05-08

Authorities at the Vatican say that the new, American Pope can be recognized by his incredibly foul mouth, and high top sneakers.

#pope #pope2025

A screenshot of the Simpsons where Kent Brockman is sitting at a news desk, with papers in hand. The chyron behind him displays an illustration of the Pope's hat.
Mike Elstonnotsle@kzoo.to
2025-05-08
2025-05-08

Humbled and proud to announce that I'm the new Pope.
The executions begin at dawn.
#pope2025

James M Branum - יעקב מתתיהו ☮jmb@c.im
2025-05-08

Live coverage of the announcment of the new pope on shortwave radio at 13830 khz on Vatican Radio.

Listen live (via the WebSDR receiver at Utwente, Netherlands) here: websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/?13

#Pope #NewPope #Pope2025 #Catholic #Catholicism #Radio #ShortwaveRadio #Vatican #VaticanRadio

Vincent St. Pierre 🇨🇦vsp@mastodon.world
2025-05-08

And... we have a new pope! ☁️

#PapalDraft #Pope2025

2025-05-08

OK, this is bad

#pope2025

Two pictures of the Popeyes restaurant (a chain restaurant in the US specializing in breaded fried chicken, similar in concept to KFC but considered more authentic by some. Anywhooo.)

The top picture the restaurant is still called POPEYES and has white smoke coming from it.

The bottom picture has the restaurant called POPENO and has black smoke coming from it.

<foghorn leghorn>That's called a pun there you hear? A pun! See POPEYES could be interpreted as POP EYES but also as POPE YES, you understand there, you hear me? </foghorn>
2025-05-08

Who will be the new King of The Peado's? #pope2025

Headlines Africaafrica@journa.host
2025-05-08

In Congo, supporters of Cardinal Ambongo hope he will become pope newsfeed.facilit8.network/TKdW #Congo #CardinalAmbongo #Pope2025 #CatholicFaith #PapalConclave

2025-05-06

Gaffe ! A Rome, la compétition est lancée ! 😯
Qui sera le nouveau Pape ? 🧐
Ils sont très peu nombreux finalement dans les starting-block ! 🤔
Pourtant, j'ai ma petite idée... 😉

« Quand je vais dire ça...à ma femme... » 🤣

#Pape #Pope #Pope2025 #Roma #Vatican #Humour #Columbo

Qui sera le nouveau Pape ? J'ai ma petite idée : Columbo !!

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