#ProductDescriptions

2025-03-14

"16 cubes" it says. If that's a cube, I'm a monkey's uncle.

It also says "Just light the wrapper" and "odourless". If burning plastic is odourless, I'm the ****ing monkey!

I want my money back ;-)
#nitpicking #productdescriptions

A box of individually wrapped "ZIP" firelighters, claiming to be odourless, and cubes. One is taken out of the box. One dimension of the firelighter is less than half the other two, and I'm obsessed by facts.
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