#ProgrammingJoke

Farooq | فاروقfarooqkz@cr8r.gg
2025-04-27
  • O Life. I am not asking you too much. I just want my code to compile without errors.
  • Sure. Where is the repo?
  • codeberg.org/farooqkz/wakegp
  • Man! That is in #rust! What the heck is your defintion of not too much?

#rustlang #programming #programminghumor #programmingjoke #programmer

amanjeev | امن جیو | ਅਮਨਜੀਵamanjeev@cosocial.ca
2025-04-10

having concurrency in rust is await lifted from our shoulders

#astoot #programmingjoke

Just leaving this here for you today. Hoping it gives you a smile. ❤️

Have a happy day!

#FB IT Humor And Memes
#ValentinesDay #Humor #Technology #programmingJoke

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Unexpected '{' on line 32.
Fossery Tech :debian: :gnome:fosserytech@social.linux.pizza
2025-02-06

Internet is killing local libraries, but the Java class library will always stay with us 😎

#Java #ProgrammingJoke #ProgrammingMeme #Programming #Coding #FosseryTech

has someone at the time authority mixed up their binary and decimals, cause it freaking feels like january has been 11,111 days long.

#10typesofpeoplewillgetthatjoke
#programmingjoke #binary #badjoke

Fossery Tech :debian: :gnome:fosserytech@social.linux.pizza
2024-05-10
zvavybir :palestina:🍉 :FediPact: :Green: :masked:zvavybir@social.zvavybir.eu
2024-03-05

The plural of "enum" is "ena", or?

#latin #programmingjoke

Bob PetersonHootenHaller
2024-01-05

@davemark
I can’t find the quote quickly but I recall he once answered the question of how to pronounce his name. You can pronounce it by name: Veerth. Or you can pronounce it by value: Worth.

Conservative Rasterization implies the existence of Woke Rasterization

#GraphicsProgramming #ProgrammingJoke

2023-06-04

Every day in the kitchen for me is like

#programmingjoke #programmingmemes #programming #software

Drake programming meme comparing garbage collector algorithms to optimal dishwasher stacking

Inspired by a conversation at work
#ProgrammingJoke

Tired: programmer
Wired: bug necromancer
2023-03-25

Sort of describes being on call 😅
#OnCall #programmingjoke

Cartoon of a boy saying to his dad there’s a recursion under his bed. Next image shows the dad looking under the bed looking at  the first image of the cartoon
Astra Kernel :verified:AstraKernel@infosec.exchange
2023-03-16

CL/CD

Continuous Learning and Continuous Development

#programming #cicd #devops #development #programmingjoke

CL/CD

Continuous Learning and Continuous Development
Alien 👽 Max | 🇺🇦 gamedevmaxim@mastodon.gamedev.place
2023-02-27

When after an hour of working on a scene in Unity, the program closes with an error, and you didn't have time to save

#indiedev #gamedev #madewithunity #gamedevelopment #programming #programmingjoke #memes

Fossery Tech :debian2: :krita:fosserytech@mstdn.social
2023-02-23
Chrome: you can't defeat me.
Firefox: I know, but he can.
JavaScript inifinite loop
RecursiveNeuron :verified:RecursiveNeuron@techhub.social
2023-02-04

🏵️ Someone create a Senior developer Version of ChatGPT

It will answer all questions with:
"It depends"

#programming #MachineLearning #ArtificialIntelligence #chatgpt #programmingjoke

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