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He had to sell-a-braid

#FiXatoPUNishes #pun #puns #PunDay #celebrate

BLACK SABBⒶTHAGE

#pun #puns #FiXatoPUNishes #PunDay

What do you call a man who's had too many Margaritas? A cab. #punny #pun #punday

slim picklings

#pun #FiXatoPUNishes #puns #PunDay

Don't worry folks, spring is just around the corner.

#Punday

A car spring, peeking around the side of a block wall on snowy ground

Wow, you should really see the spectacular moonlight today.

#Punday

A picture of the moon at dusk, just above a street light.

@davep #punday

@AaronDavid #punday

BONUS #DadJoke
What do you call someone who’s afraid of Santa?

Claus-trophobic!

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Holidays #Christmas #ChristmasTree #Xmas #ChristmasMeme #ChristmasMemes #Santa #Reindeer #SantaClaus #HoHoHo #SaintNick #FatherChristmas #Rudolf #DadJokes #RudolfTheRedNoseReindeer #Punday

Meme with a photo of two cute little twin girls seated in Santa's lap. The one on the right is smiling sweetly, but looking at her sister, who is not smiling and is giving a middle-finger salute to the photographer.

Meme text reads, “We all have that one sister.”

403 room forbidden, 404 room not found error #punday #404 #403 #wtf

Interior shot of a hotel hallway, where doors lead to the rooms. Pun fact: one room is labelled 403, one is 404 in small letters, and both door designs match the wall decor so closely it is kinda hard to tell where to go now, or where the handle is.

Someone kept asking me for the time...
so I clocked him
#pun #puns #FiXatoPUNishes #punDay

I can't seem to get over them

#pun #puns #punDay #FiXatoPUNishes

@stevegis_ssg @RickiTarr Hmmm? Did I miss something? Has Friday become #punday or something?

Plant-Based Food

#PlantBasedFood
#Punday

People lined-up to a lunch-wagon near an industrial factory in the 1950s or so.

The #OscarMeyer #Wienermobile was involved in a car crash on a suburban #Chicago highway. The Wienermobile hit a sedan, then rolled over while trying to compensate, and ended up on its side.

No one was injured, but the driver is now in quite a pickle with his boss. Personally, I think he was just hauling buns because he was trying to ketchup to the sedan.

#NoveltyCars #HootinTootinTuesday #Traffic #CustomAutos #CustomCars #CustomCar #Puns #PundayMonday #Pun #Punday