Gwern spills his digital Rolodex of so-called "STEM humor" 😂—a 'directory' that makes dad jokes look cutting-edge 🧐. Apparently, Gwern believes listing a bunch of bizarre titles passes for comedic genius 🤔. Spoiler alert: it's about as funny as a physics textbook 📚.
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These shirts prove science is cool and hilarious 😎
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New drop for science nerds who love puns more than lab safety 😏
Our “Best Science Tees 2025” collection features shirts like:

• “UM: The Element of Confusion”
• “E=MC² = Milk × Coffee²”
• “Morons: Also Scientifically Proven”

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These science tees have more chemistry than your last date.

this drop is for scientists, teachers, and pun-powered nerds.

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Engineering isn’t just a job—it’s a lifestyle with sarcastic T-shirts.

Mechanical, software, electrical—these are for the ones who solve it or Google it.

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Math: The Only Subject That Counts
Counting on math for life.
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Trust Me, I'm an Engineer.
Confidence is key. Calculations... optional.
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Engineer: Solving Problems You Didn’t Know You Had
Definition: Doing magic with math and caffeine.
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Technically… Alcohol Is a Solution.
Chemistry says so. Who are we to argue with science?

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Stand Back. I’m Going to Try Science.
Risk level: HIGH.
Coolness level: HIGHER.
Chance of explosions? Classified.

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Science & I Have Great Chemistry.
It’s a bond that can’t be broken. (Unless you add heat and pressure… then it’s a whole different reaction.)

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Gravity: Obey It. It’s the Law.
Judge: You’re under arrest.
Me: What for?
Judge: You ignored gravity. It’s the law.

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If it smells—it’s chemistry.
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Told my best chemistry joke today. Absolutely no reaction. 😑
Maybe I need a catalyst?

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Messy hair, stained lab coat, suspiciously singed eyebrows…
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I Have All The Solutions.
Chemists: Talking about solvents.
Everyone else: Thinking we have the answers to life’s problems.
Spoiler: We do.

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Scientist: "It's a solvent with ethanol molecules."
Everyone else: "It fixes my problems."
Same conclusion, different methods.

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This Math Teacher Gets Mean… Median, and Mode!
Me: Explains statistics.
Students: "Will we ever use this in real life?"
Me: Yes, and I’m collecting data on your confusion right now.

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"I’m sec C, and I know it!"
This joke is cos I love trigonometry.

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