#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingGoodNewsButNotNewsNotNews... #NotNearly24...

The #Lego®️ #VikingVillage has been #LongShipped®️...

#SantaCanFuckOff unless he/she/they #BringMe #MyFormerSovietHydrofoil...

We get #FourNewCharacters to #PlayWith, and #Additionally: #VikingBeanBear®️... #Yay...!

But... #Shhh... #MyLittleBigBuddy doesn't know yet... #DontTellHim... | #NoSpoilers

Also... #MakeTimeForBacon

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingChristmasIsBullcrapNotNews... #NoSurprises... #ChristmasIsBullcrap #NotNews... #DefinitelyNotNews...

#MyLittleBigBuddy's #ChrimblePresent is on its way...

#SantaCanFuckOff unless he/she/they #BringMe #MyFormerSovietHydrofoil...

#IT's #Still #OnTheList for #Santa...

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