Your friendly neighborhood Vinyl Ape’s recent dance with the hideous bitch goddess of illness continues.
Turns out, for the past 5 days, I’ve had a brutal case of pneumonia, with the extra bonus caveat of a sinus infection.
And as an added bonus, both my wife and son have started to take on some of my symptoms.
Lucky for them, we’ve gotten ahead of it and they are now on the proper medication, as am I.
Doctor: “Push! Push! You’re almost there, I see the head! One last big push! Here we go!”
The being then starts to cough, hack phlegm and snot everywhere, vomit, shake…
Doctor: “Congratulations! It’s a pneumonia!”
Kill me now.
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