Hey there, fellow Americans! It's your friendly CIA here, coming to you with some exciting news. We want YOU to help us decide which country we should attempt a US-backed coup in next!

That's right, you read it correctly. The power is in your hands to help us choose the next target for our covert operations. We're committed to spreading democracy around the world, one coup at a time. And we know you want to be a part of it too.

So, here's what you need to know. We'll be posting a poll on our website shortly, with a list of countries that we're considering for our next intervention. You'll have the opportunity to cast your vote and help us decide which one we should focus our efforts on.

We know some of you might have concerns about our actions, but we want to assure you that everything we do is for the greater good. We're confident that with your help, we can make the right decision and bring democracy to even more countries.

Stay tuned for the poll, and let's make history together!

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