#StupidPhone

Eugene GloverLoneLocust
2026-02-09

Yes, it’s a trick, but I’m still impressed that this photo taken with my DSLR back in 2002 when displayed in the photo widget gets presented as a faux-3D image with at *least* 4 convincing layers of depth.

It’s pointless, but striking.

(Yes, I do tend to tower in a crowd in Taiwan, but I think some of them are seated.)

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2026-02-04

@incentive for anything sensitive? NONE!

For the absolute necessities like phone calls (because people refuse to send eMails) and #SMS (because companies refuse to properly encrypt shite) a #StupidPhone (cuz that shit ain't secure at all)!

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2026-01-21

The only reason #Smartphones got big is because it actually provided an improvement compared to a "#StupidPhone" already solving the communication problem whilst becoming a more accessible version of #computing for many people in "The #GlobalSouth" for whom #Desktops and #Laptops never were close to 'affordable' even when built with dumpster-dived / landfill-scavanged parts.

And if we correlate #GDP per capita, average income, average downtime for electricity grid, average fixed broadband speed and number of #blackouts for #power, we'll definitely see that it'll be more likely for Smartphones to dominate even harder than they already do in the "The Global North" where some households can afford more PCs than the occupants have limbs-

#Android #tech

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2025-06-27

@nytpu +9001%

There's also no excuse why no manufacturer builds a "#ChonkyPhone" that is rugged af & not feature-limited to a 1990s brick whilst being an absurdly expensive #StupidPhone...

  • The #Enshittification and #bloat of modern #Apps is to blame! An Iridium has at least a friggin' Antenna and Satcom to blame for 16,5 hrs time whilst talking.
Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2025-04-08

@JessTheUnstill @Pibble

If your threat model is "theft of devices by cops", make shure to be able to commit #AssetDenial or have nothing on the devices they can use!

  • Burner #StupidPhones and (e)SIM-Cards are cheap. keep them switched off and the battery pulled out!

I'd consider wasting €20 on a #StupidPhone, €20 on a rewriteable #eSIMcard and €10-20 on an #eSIM a "necessary expense" and I'd gladly show people how to get that stuff and not burn their opsec/anonymity by doing so...

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2025-01-28

@Germo The problem I have is that #eSIM restricts my #FreedomOfChoice re: #Devices.

  • Yes, I do use multiple devices and I want to be able to pick them freely.

Same with #eSIM: I can put that on a #SIM #Card *but I can't swap the soldered-down #Chip!

And yes, I routinely use #eSIMcards because I get the #freedom and #flexibility of choice, because it's noone's business which #device I use Which #plans on!

Plus many plans I want to use and/or help people to setup are #SIMonly and not available as #eSIM (i.e. #netzclub)...

I dare you to try to deploy an #eSIM on a #2Gonly #StupidPhone whereas a regular SIM can just be chugged in!

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2024-11-27

@Saupreiss @unixtippse @der_mit_ph

ALL DAS sind #Downgrades in sachen #UX!

Das gibt's vandalismusgeschützt und robust als Drop-In - Lösung von drölfzig Zahlungsdienstleistern und bedarf weder #Digitalzwang noch #AppZwang, wenn die schon kein #Bargeld akzeptieren wollen!

Bei Kleinbeträgen bis €25 wäre auch #CallPay & #SMSpayment problemlos machbar, was auch mit nem #StupidPhone samt #Prepaid-#SIM geht, ohne Registrierungs-Zwang!

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2024-09-09

@Tanuki nodds in agreement

Kinda reminds me why I work on @OS1337 ...

Because we get #clusterfuck-based #Enshittification these days and everyone who demands me to setup #Kubernetes or #Docker to even run their Software deserves to be banned from ever touching anything more complex than a "#StupidPhone"!

'Just give me a fucking Tarball!'

2024-07-15

@bitsoffreedom Vroeger hadden we ook geen #smartPhone maar een #stupidPhone en die domme dingen konden ruim twee weken werken op een enkele batterijlading. Ongeëvenaard gewoon!

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@mstdn.social
2023-10-06

@jwildeboer is that a #StupidPhone with working rotary dial?

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@mstdn.social
2023-09-11

@xoagray The only thing a #dumbPhone does is provide an interface to the functions of the #SIMcard and network.

Those #Iridium phones like the 9575 & 9555 are #StupidPhone|s...

The original #RAZR from #Motorola was a #FeaturePhone...

2023-07-09

@lns
Tell that to my phone
I cant even do email on it
#StupidPhone
@picardtips

This Name is DeadMeshelly@mastodon.cloud
2017-05-26

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