I can #Say with #SomeConfidence that #Some of #TheMostExcitingPeople I've ever met have been in #NightClubs...

There are, however, some #OccuptaionalHazards in #NightClubbing...

You're only ever #MomentsAway from some #DizzyQueen #Dropping a #Bottle of #Poppers and #SubjectingEveryone to a #GasAttack on the #Dancefloor... #PopPopPop

#TopTip: #BePrepared and #DressAppropriately

#Man, I'm #SuchABoyScout...

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