“Oi built this kingdom oop from *nothin’*! When *Oi* started ’ere, all there was was *swamp*! All the other kings said Oi was *daft* to build a castle in a swamp, but Oi built it all the same, just to *show* ’em!
“It sank into the swamp.
“So! Oi built a *second* one. *That* sank into the swamp.
“So Oi built a *third* one. That burned down, fell over, and *then* sank into the swamp — but the *fourth* one staaaaayed *oop*!”