#IToldYou; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; but...
They're #DefinitelyNot #TakingTheHobbitsToIsengard... #NotAnymore...
But #BaconSammidges; they're #SuperAwesome™️...
[#Viewers are #Advised / #Reminded that the #Following #Performance contains #ExcessiveParody; #MenWithBeards; an #Accordion, and #TriggerWarningsThroughout]
🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🥓🥚🥪🦄🥪🥚🥓
#TheDreadCrewOfOddwood: They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard