My tshirt today is team orca. Orca Family, by Paul Windsor. (NativeNorthwest.ca)
I haven't seen news of orcas attacking yachts recently. I'm wondering if attacking yachts dropped out of orca fashion, or if reporting on orcas attacking yachts fell out of human journalism fashion.
#TeamOrca
#TeamOrca
Accidentally wore the right shirt for our stroll along the docks. #TeamOrca #SinkTheRich
In case you missed this, it has been said that White Gladis the orca was pregnant in 2023.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjfdaanw/
Happy Mother’s Day and yacht sinking season, y’all!
"A three-hour tour. . . " 🎶
> Over 30 bikini-clad influencers stranded after $4M Lamborghini luxury yacht ‘flipped over’ off Miami Beach https://nypost.com/2025/05/04/us-news/4m-lamborghini-luxury-yacht-flipped-over-off-miami-beach-32-rescued/
In #ChampagneProblems. On serious note, everyone was rescued, no one was hurt, and most importantly "many of the influencers able to save their most prized possessions, including a Macbook and a $350 bottle of Clase Azul Gold tequila."
NBC News: Woodpecker damages more than 20 vehicles in Massachusetts town
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/woodpecker-damages-vehicles-massachusetts-town-rcna202755
Rooting for #TeamOrca
(why the hell I don't have any orca emoji here??)
:neocat_blank:
Imagined and created it long time ago, but it's always good time to sink some yachts. right? And I thought I didn't see any Team Orca logo unfortunately, and felt I would need it.
#drawing #art #MastoArt #CreativeToots #krita #ArtWithOpenSource #orca #yacht
@MamaLake
Shameless self-promotion:
#Audrey (Hepburn) #RandomShoes #TheArtOfShitposting #PoultryCoroner
Writing
#Poetry #AmWriting #Microfiction
Animals
#Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon #DogsOfMastodon
#[any animals]OfMastodon #Asstodon #TeamOrca
Plants
#Bloomscrolling #Mosstodon #LichenSubscribe
Misc
#FensterFreitag
That's off the top of my head. There are many, Many, MANY more for you to discover. 😜 Thousands.
In #ChampagneProblems 🍾 . Break out the tiny violins 🎻
> US yacht industry thrown into turmoil by tariffs, crew crackdowns: ‘My client is canceling his order’ https://nypost.com/2025/04/16/us-news/tariffs-and-crew-issues-present-rough-waters-for-yachtsmen/
> Step Aboard The World’s Biggest Sportfishing Yacht https://www.maxim.com/rides/step-aboard-the-worlds-largest-sportfishing-yacht/
Paging #TeamOrca
The Adjuster continues to be the folk hero we most desperately need and absolutely do not deserve.
Going out to everyone United Healthcare has fucked over.
I guess some heroes still wear masks.
Maybe his ER doctor was out of network.
https://www.axios.com/2024/12/04/unitedhealthcare-ceo-brian-thompson-killed-shot
Was the assassin of CEO of UnitedHealthcare a killer whale?
#teamOrca
Did y’all notice that #TeamOrca is doing an 80’s throw back and wearing dead salmon on their heads?
@clive @blogdiva I’m hoping when we go that it’s very freaking fast. Unlikely, but Mutually Assured Destruction should be rapid. Sorry, drastic times call for drastic thoughts. #teamOrca #teamShark
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