#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, with #Movies...
#WhateverHappenedTo: #BlockbusterVideo...
#TeenyTinyTomCruise must have #KilledIT; because #AquamanIsANoob...
There shall be #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...
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#Meanwhile...
The #MicrosoftStore is #BusilyRecommending #Stuff I've #AlreadyGot... That #ITKnows I've #AlreadyGot; but #IT #RecommendsIT #Anyway...
#WhatsThatAllAbout...?!
#BTW: Is there a #SingleMovie with #MattDamon in that you wouldn't #Prefer to see #MarkWahlberg in... They're #MoreOrLess #TheSamePersons...? But #MarkWahlberg is #Better...
#TheUsual #ConscientiousObjection to #TeenyTinyTomCruise was #OnlyLifted for #Magnolia because #HisCharacter was #SoThoroughlyLoathsome he seemed #Made for #TheRôle... #Shame about all the #TaxFraud, aye...
#IT's #OnlyTheMovies...
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#HonestlyTruly: I've #NeverSeen #KnightAndDay...
There are #Plenty of #OtherMovies with #CameronDiaz in that don't have #TeenyTinyTomCruise...
I make a #ConsciousEffort to #AvoidAnything with #TeenyTinyTomCruise in #IT...
The #CheekyLittleTantrumMonkey that #TeenyTinyTomCruise is... #NoOne will #StraightSplain his #MostlyGayMovies to me; especially the ones with #Running in them...
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On the #Upside; my #RomanCatholicMother did get to meet #CameronDiaz when she and #TeenyTinyTomCruise were #Filming for #KnightAndDay in #Sevilla...
They were #Staying at the #AlfonsoXIII, #Hotel; #IT was #VeryNice...
#IT's #StillVeryNice... | #TrueFacts
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#TeenyTinyTomCruise is a #TaxFraud; did you #NotKnowThat...?
I'm just #ManagingExpectations... | #KittensAreStoopid
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#OwlKitty: Top Gun with a Cat
