#TipsFromMasterCriminals: At Whataburger, you fuck around, and you will find out.
> Viral video shows Texas Whataburger workers beat unruly customer with trash can, fry basket after alleged drunken attack https://nypost.com/2026/02/25/us-news/viral-video-shows-texas-whataburger-workers-beat-unruly-customer-with-trash-can-fry-basket-after-alleged-drunken-attack/
> Trump endorses self-described ‘Nazi-ish’ Texas Republican as Peter Thiel backs his bid for Congress https://www.advocate.com/politics/national/jace-yarbrough-extremist-texas-candidate
Of course he does, only the best from TX to Congress.
Nominee for #MotherOfTheYear
> 'With all the traffic': Mom told daughter to walk 19 miles to elementary school after night of drinking wine, police say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/with-all-the-traffic-mom-told-her-11-year-old-daughter-to-walk-19-miles-to-school-after-night-of-drinking-wine-police-say/
She probably told the girl, "ah, STFU you wuss. When I was your age I walked 50 miles in 20 feet of snow uphill both ways to get to school. Now move your ass!"
#SaveYouAClick: Because they are idiots and assholes like he is.
> Why are the Teamsters Endorsing Greg Abbott? https://www.counterpunch.org/2026/02/17/why-are-the-teamsters-endorsing-greg-abbott/
They claim to be interested in "big issues to improve the lives of working families" and #GovernorHotWheels is anything but pro-family or pro-workers. So either the Teamsters are dumbasses or assholes or both.
> Texas dad fatally shoots own daughter after ‘big argument’ about President Trump
https://nypost.com/2026/02/10/us-news/texas-dad-shoots-own-daughter-dead-after-big-argument-about-president-trump/
The worse outrage is the state chose not to indict the dad. But then again, it IS Texas, where they pride themselves on being tough on #crime.
Today's nominee for #FatherOfTheYear
> Dad grabbed son's throat for getting a math question wrong while doing homework, police say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/dad-grabbed-sons-throat-for-getting-a-math-question-wrong-while-doing-homework-police-say/
Today's nominee for #MotherOfTheYear
> 'Needed a night out': Mom left 3-year-old with soiled diaper home alone so she could go drinking at bars with pal, cops say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/needed-a-night-out-mom-left-3-year-old-with-soiled-diaper-home-alone-so-she-could-go-drinking-at-bars-with-pal-cops-say/
> Texas A&M eliminates women’s and gender studies degree program https://19thnews.org/2026/01/texas-am-eliminates-womens-gender-studies-academic-program/
TX continues working on reducing and driving their #HigherEd to the bottom.
#academia #WGS #gender #women #LGBTQ #TexasFriendly #BoycottTexas
> After a doxxing, a transgender Texan pitmaster forges his own way
https://www.chron.com/culture/article/blains-bbq-transgender-pitmaster-waco-terry-blacks-21311496.php
> Sen. Ted Cruz brushes off criticism for flying out of Texas ahead of ‘catastrophic’ winter storm https://nypost.com/2026/01/22/us-news/texas-sen-ted-cruz-brushes-off-critics-for-flying-to-california-before-texas-struck-by-winter-storm/
I see #CancunTed is at it again. This is the best Texas can elect to public office. Best part are the people defending him like "what is he supposed to do? He is just a senator."
Again, boy am I glad I got out Texas. Just what they need: snitches.
> Texas just made it easier for students to report DEI, faculty senate violations https://www.highereddive.com/news/texas-just-made-it-easier-for-students-to-report-dei-faculty-senate-violat/809553/
> ‘America Is a White Nation’: Texas Prosecutor Who Allegedly Runs White Supremacist Social Account Back On the Job, Sparking Outrage https://atlantablackstar.com/2026/01/14/texas-ice-prosecutor-who-allegedly-runs-white-supremacist-social-account-back-on-the-job/
It's Texas, yeehaw. What did you expect?
In another reminder why I am glad I got out of Texas while I could. But again, as I often say, the signs were there to be seen, the warnings to be heard, but I am not a pundit nor play one on TV.
> Texas A&M Librarians Lose Tenure in Reorganization Plan
https://www.insidehighered.com/quicktakes/2022/05/25/texas-am-librarians-lose-tenure-reorganization-plan
#ThingsIDoNotNeedCartomancyFor
#TexasFriendly
#academia #HigherEd
> About 200 Texas A&M courses could change due to new restrictions on teaching gender, race https://www.texastribune.org/2026/01/07/texas-am-race-gender-courses/
Oh, it is not just Plato getting #censorship "deep in the heart of Texas" 🎶
Again, if you can, get out. If you are in the job market, go elsewhere.
#BannedBooks #academia #HigherEd #TexasFriendly #BoycottTexas #GOP #PartyOfStupid
> Shocking video shows camel kick woman in face, knocking her out at Texas megachurch Christmas celebration https://nypost.com/2025/12/18/us-news/shocking-video-shows-camel-kick-woman-in-face-knocking-her-out-at-texas-megachurch-christmas-celebration/
Another small reminder why I am glad to be a happy heathen: no risk of a camel kicking me in the face. 🐪
#church #religion #Christian #TexasFriendly #Christmas #holidays
And in more TX #fuckery
> Texas city cancels 2026 Pride after local council rescinds LGBTQ protections https://www.advocate.com/politics/arlington-pride-canceled-city-council
> Texas Universities Use AI to Rewrite How Courses Mention Race and Gender
https://truthout.org/articles/texas-universities-use-ai-to-rewrite-how-courses-mention-race-and-gender/
Meanwhile TX continues destroying what passed for an academic reputation.
> McDonald's customer who killed other patron because he wanted a $1.41 refund on a Filet-O-Fish sandwich found guilty after 20 minutes https://lawandcrime.com/crime/mcdonalds-customer-who-killed-other-patron-because-he-wanted-a-1-41-refund-on-a-filet-o-fish-sandwich-found-guilty-after-20-minutes/
FTA: "His sister, Jennifer Thomas, said it was in her brother's personality to try and diffuse situations."
There was the victim's mistake. A damned fish sandwich is not worth getting into someone else's dispute. I do hope the shooter gets the maximum sentence possible. #crime #TexasFriendly
> Hate preacher demands Christians start calling gay men “fa***ts” https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/hate-preacher-demands-christians-start-calling-gay-men-fats/
Just another fine example of that wholesome, loving, compassionate, charitable, kind love that #Christians are well known for.
> Texas city votes to overturn LGBTQ antidiscrimination protections https://www.advocate.com/politics/arlington-texas-lgbtq-discrimination-vote
Again, boy am I glad we moved out of that state.
