#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHumpDay...
I #Hope you've all #RestWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...
#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...
#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...
#Meanwhile...
1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHumpDay...
I #Hope you've all #RestWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...
#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...
#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...
#Meanwhile... X is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🚁🦹🚀🦄🚀🦹🚁
#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHumpDay...
I #Hope you've all #RestWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...
#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...
#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...
Meanwhile...
1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🚁🦹🚀🦄🚀🦹🚁
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #MovieNight...
With #TheBFF #SafelyEnsconced in #Thailand #Courtesy of our #TravelPartners, #Emirates who didn't #Crash #AnotherOne of their #Airbus #A380(s)...
Our #WestWingMarathon is in a #TemporalSuspension until #TheReturnOfTheBFF...
We got as far as #TheEulogy for #JohnSpencer (#Actor) and #LeoMcGarry (#FictionalWarCriminal) and we #ConsideredIT a #FineMoment to #TakeAPause...
#InTheMeantime; we have #Movies to #Choose... #Sammidges to #Eat... #Beer to #Drink...
And, there is #StillNoHope of us #EverWatching #Strictly... #WhateverThatIs...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingPostSundayNapNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with a #ThisArmageddonBritain #Update...
#TheLatest #CrisisResponseService in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom doesn't #Work...
#NothingHappened and #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I all #SleptThrough #Today's #Armageddon; because #SundayNaps...
There could well be #AnotherArmageddon #Tomorrow...
#WhoKnows... #NoOneCares...
🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:fediverse:🧙 | :PirateBadge:🐘🦹🦄🦹🐘:PirateBadge:
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, and #SomeWeather...
#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable... There are also #ChristmasChocolates; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...
#TheBFF has #Confirmed that #IT's #SaladWeather; #So... We're #AllEatingSalad... #WarmSnozzidgeSalad... With #Snozzidges...
#TrueStory... #IT's #NotEven a #TrueTrueTuesday; #IT's #OnlyMonday... But, #IT's #StillTrue™️
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSpringTimeNotNewsNotNews and #Weather... #Update...
#IT's #SoJolly in #TheOutside that #TheBFF has #Decided that we're #AllEating... #Salad...! With #Beer... #DefinitelyBeer...
#IT's #DefinitelySaladWeather...
There shall be #SmokedMackerelPâté with an #AndalucíanAccent...
#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty...
#DontForget... #VisualSearch is #StillQuiteCool...
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#HappyHappy #StillAliveSaturday...!
#IT was a #BusyBusyDay #Yesterday; but, the #MastodonSpyBalloon is #EvenSafer and #MoreSecure than #Previously, and #Certainly #MuchSafer than #MyOldTwitterFeed...
#ThankTheLord #RobotInflatableJesus...!
#DontForget; #RebotInflatableJesusLovesYou...
And, #IT's #MovieNight, #Tonight...
#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I are #StayingIn...
And, the #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou...
🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🦄:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingQuiteGoodFridayNotNews with #SomeNews and #SomeNotNews...
#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #All had our #BaconSammidges and we're #GearingUp for a #FishAndChipSupper for #Later...
What's #EveryoneElse up to...?
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Has #Anyone #MentionedBrexit #Again, yet...?
#DontForget; #RebotInflatableJesusLovesYou...
And, #IT's #MovieNight, #Tonight...
#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I are #StayingIn... With #PabloPatito...
And, the #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou...
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#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Decided that he wants to #Come to #FyreFestII, too...
#So... #That's #Coffeezilla, #MyLittleBigBuddy and #Me; #TheBFF is #AlreadyPrebooked to be in #Thailand; #So...
There's #StillSpace for another 247-#People for 4-#Hours - #IT's going to be a #Wild 4-#Hours...
With #PiñaColadas...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews... #IT's #NotQuiteSupperTime and #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... And, #SomeWeather...
#MyLittleBigBuddy and I went into #TheOutside; I got to wear his #ShortShorts and he got to wear my #ShortShorts; because, #ShortShorts... #IT's been #ShortShortsWeather...
I've been #Teaching #MyLittleBigBuddy about #Joints and #SeveralLiabilities... #IT's a #LegalThing...
And, we've got #JustEnoughTime to have a #Beer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden before we eat with #TheBFF who has #MadeSupper for us #All...
#So... #ThatsNice, aye...
🧙:fediverse:🤖🐺🤖:fediverse:🧙 | :PirateBadge:🩳🦹🦄🦹🩳:PirateBadge:
#AsAnAside...
#OverSupper... #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I were #Discussing the #SwivelEyed #MAGAHatLoons; their #Relationship with the #BrexitMob and the #Recent #Tranche of #Tariffs and #TradeViolations by #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate...
What's #QuiteFunny is that the #BrexitMob seem to #Consider that #NotBeingEuropean (despite #Geography) means that a #BrexitDividend of #ReducedTariffs (#Compared to those #Subject to #EULaw) is a #Bonus, and #Something to #Celebrate...
We would all #Like to #PointOut that 10% of #FuckAll and 25% of #FuckAll is #StillFuckAll...
Because #Mathematics #WorksThatWay...
#HaveSomeCake or an #AfterDinnerDoughnut...
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹🍰🦄🍰🦹:fediverse:
#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #StillAliveSunday...!
#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin' but we #AllManaged to #Survive the #Pie and #TheFifthElephant #LivesOn to #Play #AnotherNight...
I #Think #IT's #Probably #WorthExplaining the #RaspberryYoghurtSituation; because #SomePeople don't #Understand #TheRules about #Strawberries, which are #TotallyOverRated...
#Since we have 500,000-#Characters / #Toot in the #MastodonSpyBalloon, I'm #VeryTempted to use #AllOfThem... #InSomeDetail...
#This could #TakeAWhile and #IT might #PossiblyBurst the #MastodonSpyBalloon; so, we #Recommend:
• #Coffee;
• #Biscuits;
• A #BaconSammidge;
• A #FancyHat;
• An #AttentionSpan; and,
• #SomeBullets...
You are #Free to #CheckOut #AtAnyPoint...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; because, #IT's #MovieNight...
In a #Change to our #OriginalPlans, #Tonight's #WestWingMarathon has been #SuspendedTemporarily; because, #TheBFF fancies an #EarlyNight #InBed with a #GoodBook...
#MyLittleBigBuddy and I will have to #FendForOurselves during the #SeasonOfWitchcraft, which is #StillOn...
#Aldkin says, "It's good to belong somewhere..." because he knows how to use an #Apostrophe...
<<#SideEye>> to #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual...
#Anyways... #NoWestWing for #Tonight; but, there is #IceCream and #RaspberryYoghurt... And, #Crumble...
And, #PieLeftovers...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews with #SomeNews and #SomeNotNews... #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...
#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable and there is #Coffee (made from #MagickBeans, which are #TotallyFairTrade), and there will be #Pie in #TheFuture...
#ThePie is going to be made from #ChristmasLeftovers; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...
#ThePie will be #Topped with #HerbAndStuff #Stuffing; #So, #VeryMuchLike a #HuntsmansPie...
We will #AlsoAlsoAdd; there's been an #Earthquake in #Thailand... #One of #TheBFF's #BestBuddies remains #Unharmed; some of his #Neighbours, #NotSoMuch...
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#Meanwhile...
#EverythingIsAwesome...!!!
#RedBeanBearSaysSo, and so does #MyLittleBigBuddy...
#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are all getting #Civilised... #Again...
#HaveFun... #KnowTheRules | #TryNotToKillAnyone
🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚕️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹🏛️🐻🏛️🦹:fediverse:
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingGloriousAfternoonNotNews... #NotNearly24... And, #SomeWeather
#IT's been a #GloriousAfternoon in #TheOutside and I've been #BusyBusy taking #TheBFF for an #ImpromptuDentalAppointment; because #Reasons...
He's #AbsolutelyFine; because, he's #ToughAsOldBoots and #MadeFromWelshRock...
With #SomeNews...
While #WaitingPatiently; #IT's #SnugglySockWeather... And, we're #Still #FineForDiesel
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; #So... You don't have to #WorryAboutIT...
#TheBFF has #Confirmed that #Tonight we shall be #Eating... #ChickenKyivs with:
• #BakedPotatoes; and,
• #Broccoli
I shall be #Making a #Crumble with:
• #ConferencePears (#AllTheWay from #Belgium); and,
• #Raspberries
And... And... #Because #IT's a #MovieNight; there shall be #NibblyButs, #Olives and #ChristmasChocolates; #EvenThough #IT's #NotChristmas, and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...
#MyLittleBigBuddy is #PositivelyGiddy with #Excitement...
We #MightNeed #MoreBullets and:
• #Rockets;
• #FlameThrowers;
• #SmokeScreens; and,
• #OilSlicks
There was #SortOf a #Prophecy... There is also #IceCream
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingWhatsForDinnerNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #NotEven24...
#TheBFF has #Confirmed that, #Tonight, we shall be #MostlyEating... #Homolettes; they're #VeryMuchLike #Omelettes... But, for #MaleHomos...
#IT's another #MushroomMonday, #People...
#Homelettes are #TotallySuitableForVegetarians; but, #Vegans will have to #EatSomethingElse... #TreeBark; or #Spanners, or #Something...
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