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#TheKardinal

It's always nice when you meet friends unexpectedly.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #friends #Friendship #Satire #Freundschaft #Dämon #demon #Exorzismus #exorcism #DefinitelyNotADemonWhosMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

I really like it.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #DefinitelyNotADemonWhosMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltrateTheCatholicChurch

Vermaledeit!
Now a new #pope has been elected so quickly and I haven't even had the time and leisure to produce the corresponding cartoons.
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Vermaledeit!
Jetzt wurde schon so schnell ein neuer #Papst gewählt und ich hatte nicht mal Zeit und Muße entsprechende Karikaturen zu produzieren.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #papstwahl

Really! It wasn't me.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Pope #Papst #Satire #DefinitelyNotADemonWhosMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltrateTheCatholicChurch

I'm not run away from my problems anymore.

*jumps away*

#KätToon #TheKardinal #RunAwayFromProblems #vorProblemenWegLaufen #Satire #Problem #DefinitelyNotADemonWhosMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

I hope you have a lot of fun with the #egghunt.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Ostermontag #Eiersuche #Eastermonday #Satire #Ostern #Easter #DefinitelyNotADemonwhosMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

Yes... ‘#Easterfire’...

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Osterfeuer #Easter #Ostern #Satire #DefinitelyNotADemonwhosMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

What a night!

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #Party #HieronymusBosch #partynight #DefinitelyNotADemonWhosMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

Abysses of the Vatican archive

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #Vatican #Vatikan #CatholicChurch #DefinitelyNotADemonWhoIsMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

WTF!

#KätToon #Ablasshandel #TheKardinal #catholicChurch #sellingofindulgences #Indulgencetrade #Ablass #Indulgences #Satire #katholischeKirche
#DefinitelyNotADemonWhoIsMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

Kät-Toon: the Kardinal
The Kardinal is overrun by a pile of gold after opening a door.

Text: In search of an unoccupied lavatory, the Kardinal discove s the treasures filled by the sale of indulgences.

I'm absolutely fabulous!

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #CatholicChurch #katholischeKirche #DefinitelyNotADemonWhosMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltrateTheCatholicChurch MasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

The only good reasons for working in the #CatholicChurch.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #cardinal #Satire #religion #DefinitelyNotADemonWhosMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

Kät-Toon: the Kardinal
The pope and the kardinal walk together a long a way.
the pope: "My son, I see you work the church and I wonder why you wanted to become a cardinal."
the Kardinal: "Well, Papa Papstus DCLXVI I like the black and red combination of my regalia."
The pope thinks for a moment.
the pope: "I see... I always wanted to wear dresses."

I'm already looking forward to the barbecue.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #BBQ #Satire #barbecue #DefinitelyNotADemonWhosMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltrateTheCatholicChurch MasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

Of corpse I wouldn't compare myself to Jesus.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #CatholicChurch #DefinitelyNotADemonMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

Kät-Toon: the Kardinal
Another cardinal: "I have been told you have spent time with outcasts, sinners, lepers and even women. Women!"
The Kardinal: "Well... if these people were good enough for Jesus, they are good enough for me."
Another cardinal is angry: "Are you comparing yourself to Jesus?!"
The Kardinal: "Of corpse not!"
The Kardinal touches his chin: "I'm better shaved."

At least the drinks after the meeting were good.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #CatholicChurch #Satire #DefinitelyNotADemonMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

Kät-Toon: the Kardinal Part 1

Lady Luzifer: "So how your sabotage progressing within the Catholic church, Mephistopheles?"

The Kardinal: "Meanwhile, the church is a den of iniquity. All 7 deadly Sins are committed almost daily. The clergy is worse than us."

Lady Luzifer: "but?"

The Kardinal: "none of this is my doing. They were already so disgusting and depraved before.
These clergy have no morals! They abuse children, discriminate against anything that isn't like them."

Kät-Toon: the Kardinal Part 2

The Kardinal: "And they totally fine with it. Disgusting!"

Lady Luzifer: "Totally disgusting."

Both are looking at each other in silence.

Lady Luzifer: "Wanna drink blood from the skulls of our enemies?"

The Kardinal: "I thought you'd never ask!"

Really nothing found?!

#KätToon #TheKardinal #HieronymusBosch #Satire #lobotomy #DefinitelyNotADemonMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

Satire
A "the Kardinal" comic (Kät-Toon) based on a painting by Hieronymus Bosch with the subtitle "if your head is so empty that the medico finds nothing during the lobotomy. "

It doesn't get any more personal than that.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire #ValentinesDay #Valentinstag #valentinecard #DefinitelyNotADemonMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltratingTheCatholicChurch

the Kardinal Comic
the pope: "my son, there has been complaints about your valentine card."
the Kardinal: "you were the one who wanted me to give some away."
the pope: "but there is a nude picture of you on it..."
the Kardinal: "you said it should be personal."

Satire:
a naked demon as a Cupid who wishes you a coitus filled whatever

Basically #cannibalism.

#KätToon #theKardinal #transubstantiation #DefinitelyNotADemonWhosMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltrateTheCatholicChurch #Satire #catholicChurch

That's it.

#KätToon #theKardinal #Satire #catholicChurch #DefinitelyNotADemonWhosMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltrateTheCatholicChurch

I'm definitely not a #DEMON who's masquerading as a CARDINAL to infiltrate the Catholic Church.

#KätToon #TheKardinal #Satire
#DefinitelyNotADemonWhosMasqueradingAsACardinalToInfiltrateTheCatholicChurch.

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