#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals:
One of #TheNiceThings about #BeingRetired is that #IF #OtherPeople want me to be #Somewhere I'm not; they #PickUp the #Cost...
I now #OnlyFly #BusinessClass or #First and you'll need to #SendACar...
Or #MSTeams... #MSTeams isn't #CompletelyTerrible
I #NeverUseZoom... And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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#One of #TheNiceThings about a #FreeForm #TextBased #Environment is that it makes #StoryTelling very #Easy...
As a #ManOfTheFourthAge; I can #SimplyPop to #MinasTirith and #Serve #RobotKingElessar a #Slice of my #LoreBreakingBananaBread...
I haven't the heart to tell #RobotKingElessar that the #LoreBreakingBananaBread contains materials not expressly specified in #TheSilmarillion... I don't think he'll mind that much, though; because, he's mostly a #Robot...
We can eat #LoreBreakingBananaBread from #ThePier while overlooking the fields of devastation in #Pelennor... #TheFourthAge; what a time to be alive...?!
#WeStandWithPSiReN | #LotROStillDown #DeadGame
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#One of #TheNiceThings about the #MastodonSpyBalloon (with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite) is that we don't seem to be getting #AnyHassle from #AnonymousNoMarks about #ALTText anymore; especially from #AnonymousNoMarks / #MiserableMorons that can't seem to #Fathom how an #Apostrophe works...
#Maybe... #JustMaybe they've just #FuckedOff...
#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated
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#YouKnow... #One of #TheNiceThings about #BeingRetired and #Enjoying #LockDownLife is that #IT's #SoMuchSafer... | #TrueStory
#Risk is a #Factor... #AmongManyFactors
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#One of #TheNiceThings about #Living in a #CivilisedSociety with the #PrideOrange #WarMachine is that #IT has #AllRoundSensors to #Detect #ThePresence of #Things...
#ITWorks a #LotLike #Sonar; but, #IT's #NotSonar...
#StoopidTrucks are #SuperAwesome | You can #QuoteMe on that; but, you #ProbablyWont...
#AlsoAvailable In #PlumAndRusty... And, #RustyAndPlum...
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#One of #TheNiceThings about #MakingMyOwnBed is that I can #Lay in #IT with #Anyone I #Choose to... Subject to #MutualConsent; because, we are #GrownUps... [#MostOfTheTime]
Also... #YellowRugbySocksMatter and #AllRugbySocksMatter | #AllKiltsMatter; especially during #ScottishHeritageMonth
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One of #TheNiceThings about #3G being #Dead is that I can #Continue to use my #SonyEricsson #DumbPhone as a #Bookmark... | #NoFuss #ZeroDrama
That's #QuiteHandy... #AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty...
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#TopTip for #Professionals:
One of #TheNiceThings about #BeingRetired is that #IF #OtherPeople want me to be #Somewhere I'm not; they #PickUp the #Cost...
I now #OnlyFly #BusinessClass or #First and you'll need to #SendACar...
Or #MSTeams... #MSTeams isn't #CompletelyTerrible
I #NeverUseZoom...
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