Athos: So I got wasted last night on someone else's wine.
D'artagan: Yeah.
Athos: And while I was bubbly as the sea foam of Aphrodite, a couple of English men offered to gamble on some dice.
D'artagan: Where are you going with this?
Athos: Well....I *may* have lost the fancy horse you gave me.
D'artagan: Bruh
Athos: ....And your horse too.
D'artagan: BRUH
Athos: And I bet on your diamond ring from the queen.
D'artagan: THE DEVIL'S ASSHOLE! *Throws chair in French*
Athos: B-but don't worry! I rolled again and bet my lacky-
Lacky in the background: bruh
Athos: -and I managed to win back the harnesses of our horses!
D'artagan: My dude, my guy, just what in the hell are we supposed to do with just a couple of nags our lackys ride and some harnesses?
*Gilligan cut to the lackys walking down the road wearing the harnesses while D'artagan and Athos get ass blisters from the nags*
#TheThreeMusketeers