#ThoseAboutToDie an unbelievably dull, turgid brain-fog of a show - on #JeffBozos' #Amazon (not) #Prime - with CGI that looks like it's been rendered on a #Windows95 machine. Angry young men stomping around sawdust festooned stables waffling on about fixing chariot races. The only remotely interesting thing about this #InCel #CircleJerk #RomanEmpirePorn is all of the 20 something male #MAGAts who have rated it highly on the never-loved-a-girl "basement critic" platform called #RottenTomatoes