@dorowski he's the oldest companion. Before he became (or not) a lich, i suppose that his back and knees make him suffer after all these runs 😉 #RogerMurtaugh #TooOldForThisShit

Tony Hawk says his grandson 'Ronin' knows that grandpa's house is the 'fun' house. That's his grandson who is the son of his son and Frances Bean Cobain. The same Bean Kurt used to carry around everywhere like a proud papa back in the 90s.

I need to go take a nap now. 😳

#GenX #Nirvana #TonyHawk #Nostalgia #90s #TooOldForThisShit

Gerade einen gefürchteten Anruf erledigt. Uh. #TooOldforthisShit

#stateofmind #toooldforthisshit #mentalhealth

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Text on a background of a highway scene with trucks and trees reads:

My Five Moods:
1. I'm too old for this shit.
2. I'm too tired for this shit.
3. I don't have time for this shit.
4. I'm too sober for this shit.
5. I don't get paid enough for this shit.

#stateofmind #toooldforthisshit #mentalhealth

Argh. Genau heute mit Brummschädel kurz vor dem Abmarsch dieses:

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#tooOldForThisShit #logInLogOutYourMom

These can't be the same knees I used to jump out of swings mid-air and land with.

#toooldforthisshit

Love when I wake up to my body giving me not so friendly reminders that I'm gonna be 40 next month. Can barely walk today because one of my ankles has decided it wants to not work properly. FML!

#Almost40 #TooOldForThisShit

How do people do the whole drinking regularly thing?
Was out with work last night, nice meal, fairly civilised drinking & I’m feeling RAF today! I’m off for a kip on the couch!
#TooOldForThisShit

Can anyone explain this? Cause I can't, it was most unpleasant and took a good 30 minutes for my heart rate to drop to resting afterwards.

#Fitness #Unfit #BangingGym #TooOldForThisShit #Gym

Oh right it’s the stupidest day on the Internet today. #AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #TooOldForThisShit

If you're not willing to get on a phone call to verify after about a dozen back and forth texts... #OldSchool #TooOldForThisShit 💯

We also started #Teslagrad2 and it's very «I'm #tooOldForThisShit» right off the bat (well, OK, no, at the third powerup)

I'm reading less and less on Medium. Once I reach "Create an account to continue reading", I instantly curse 🤬 and close the tab.
#tooOldForThisShit

Four hours' sleep last night, might call it pumpkin time at seven o'clock #RockNRoll #TooOldForThisShit

I'm not drowning, but I am very aware that I am out of my depth.

I remember this! This is the sweet taste of that good ol’ grad student neuroticism bump.

#fml #TooOldForThisShit

Jag känner alltid lite Boomer när det handlar om energidryck.
-"Vill du ha en RedBull?"
-"Nej jag dricker inte sånt."
#toooldforthisshit

Another trip around the sun complete, and I'm so old now I prefer to write my age in hexadecimal.

That also means I'm only too happy to say "I'm too old for this shit."

#TooOldForThisShit
#birthday