Morning, all,

Donald Trump might not fuck young girls but he knows people who have.

https://youtu.be/AvxB1idrpmU?si=oMIqX4VkuSmDEbKS

Those of us not born yesterday will remember a USAF B-2 bombing the Chinese Embassy in Serbia in 1999.

Smart Weapons; Stupid Decisions.

When they get the intel wrong with #PGM, you're almost certain of hitting the wrong target:

#Trump and Pete "ROE are Woke" Hegseth are War Criminals.

#USpol #GOP #MAGA
#TyrantTrump #WarMongerInChief
#EpsteinFiles #Impeach45
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_bombing_of_the_Chinese_embassy_in_Belgrade

RE: https://mastodon.online/@newsthump/116181583441038440

Well, it's probably the only way you're going to get Barron Trump to go to #Iran, as it's extremely unlikely he'll enlist to fight in Emperror Trump's Army of Peace and Liberation....

Wot with bone spurs being heritable, and all.

#USpol #Trump #GOP #MAGA
#DraftDodgerTrump #TyrantTrump
#NoKings #DontForgetEpsteinFiles

* Who was the last #GOP Senator nominated to Cabinet by President Don Trumpeone?

Wasn't that Matt Gaetz?

That went well, Desperate Don...

#USpol #Trump #MAGA
#TyrantTrump #ImpeachTrump
#A254P45 #NoKings #EpsteinFiles
#ReleaseALLtheEpsteinFiles
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c99r2m4y2zro

Morning, all,

puppy-killer and evil lawn ornament Krusti Noem has been replaced as head of the Department of Homeland Insecurity by a #GOP Senator*, MarkWayne Mullin, who presumably inherits Noem's cos-play wardrobe (which was presumably paid for by U.S. taxpayers).

MarkWayne is not sure if #Trump is at war with Iran or Iraq, so don't expect any policy clarity on #ICEcoldKillers from Mullin.

#GOP #MAGA #USpol
#TyrantTrump #WarmongerInChief
#NoKings #Impeach45 #A25
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/05/trump-kristi-noem-homeland-security

Just begun re-watching the filum 'VICE'...

Such a strong sense of deja-vu.

For Donald J Trump read George W Bush.

For Dick Cneney read Steven 'Noseferatu' Miller.

For Iraq, oil and alleged WMD, read Iran, oil and, er, alleged WMD.

Why do we never learn from past evil blunders?

#USpol #UKpol
#Trump #GOP #MAGA
#TyrantTrump #WarMongerInChief
#NoKings

Morning, all,

how silly of Rosa Gonzalez, 79.

She should've known better than leave her anti-air surveillance/track radar switched on when US Wild Weasels tasked with SEAD/DEAD and armed with AGM-88 anti-radiation missiles were aloft over Caracas.

Desperate Don's War on #Venezuela is #YesterdaysWar; President Donald Tantrump is now using WMD* on #Iran.

Those missing #EpsteinFiles must be a doozy...

#USpol #GOP #MAGA #Trump
#TyrantTrump #NoKings #A25
#ImpeachTrump
https://www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/01/07/inside-the-strike-the-us-munition-that-hit-a-residential-building-in-venezuela/

Morning, all,

guessing the regime in Washington DC is too busy "obliterating" (once again) Iran's nuclear programme to spend any time releasing the majority of #EpsteinFiles, including those allegations that the felon and adjudged rapist Donald Trump is not only a #PedoProtector but also a paedophile...

Wowed by awesome US military power? Imagine if Desperate Don unleashed it against Denmark.

Or Keir "Not Churchill" Starmer's UK

#UKpol #USpol
#GOP #MAGA
#TyrantTrump
https://youtu.be/FJjHdMvzXzo?si=uRUSZek98Yg1fl7J

Morning, all,

resistance to the Warmonger-in-Chief, Donald Tantrump, is both discombobulated and flabbergasted by the naked hypocrisy of his 'Special Military Operation' against #Iran, aka his use of #WMD (Weapons of Mass Distraction from the #EpsteinFiles ).

Though Jon Stewart is spot on with his observation that 'we now have bombs smarter than our President...'

#Trump #GOP #MAGA #USpol
#WarIsPeace #NoKings #TyrantTrump
#SlavaUkrayini #ImpeachTrump
https://youtu.be/WCkcPcMTYuQ?si=Wyews7395uIosYDD

Morning, all,

President Donald Tantrump described going to war with Iran as a “massive and ongoing operation.”

Shome mishtake? "Special Military Operation," shurely?

It seems the only thing worse than awarding that Man Of Peace, Donald Trump, the Nobel Peace Prize is denying the Man-Toddler any hope of ever winning the Nobel Peace Prize...

#Trump #GOP #MAGA #USpol
#TyrantTrump #FelonTrump #WarCriminalTrump #WarMongerInChief
#NoKings #ForeverWars
https://www.politico.eu/article/israel-launches-preemptive-strike-against-iran/

Good Morning, all,

Andrew Mountbatten Windsor arrested!

Andrew, formerly Air Miles Andy, formerly Randy Andy, formerly Grand Old Duke of York, formerly Prince Andrew is the most senior Royal to be arrested since 1647 (and he, Charles I, completely lost his head over that...)

Over to you, #DOJ - arrest Donald "Completely Exonerated" Tantrump.

#NoKings #UKpol #USpol #EpsteinFiles
#Trump #GOP #MAGA #TyrantTrump
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c70kjr9wjw0t

Morning, all,

more sad news, #RIP Rev. Jesse Jackson. I wrote this #Clerihew to commemorate his life and passing...

The Reverend Jesse Jackson

Felt fluffing pillows was just too much fun.

Would've been a POTUS wrapped in the American Quilt,

Not one who denied Slavery's guilt.

#Micropoem #Micropoetry

Meanwhile, Stephen Colbert has befriended an orange ape...

#Trump #GOP #MAGA #MAHA
#USpol #TyrantTrump #NoKings #RFKjr
https://youtu.be/YbhR1PrwQ84?si=JR2TUdR-m94zCovu

Morning, all,

This is a #Clerihew I wrote during the first Trump administration, when the parallels between Rome and America and the transition from Republic to Empire were looming.

In Trump 2.0, President Donald Tantrump appears ever more set on becoming #TyrantTrump.

#Micropem #Micropoetry

Gaius Julius Caesar

Crossed the Rubicon without a visa.

He wanted to be Dictator-for-life;

A wish granted by the assassin's knife.

Morning, all,

the President who admitted that he always lies was later found to be telling the truth...

The memorial to the First 'President's House' in Philadelphia looks like it could serve as a good model for how President Donald Tantrump's East Wing Ballroom will be preserved as a lesson to the gullible.

(The same could indeed apply to Don Trumpeone's Trumphal Arch and other architectural sops to his fragile ego)

#USpol #Trump #GOP #MAGA
#TyrantTrump #NoKings
https://youtu.be/ng9lX35JcE8?si=aXXKTQXBSMnmWNGP

Donald Tantrump is named 'Greenhouse Gasshole of the Year'...

https://youtu.be/QJaNQvCjHEo?si=J64WlPX56ZV2A1o-

Don Trumpeone wins this year's 'Inaugural Award for the Most Inaugural Awards.'

#USpol #Trump #GOP #MAGA
#TyrantTrump #OldKingCoal
https://youtu.be/7rX5PhQGm9U?si=9QJtQINDGMUNSbrh

Balint: "This is not a game, Secretary..."

Bondi: "I'm Attorney General."

Balint: 'I'm, sorry - I couldn't tell...'

Kimmel needs to go larger - if you're renaming the #EpsteinFiles to the Trump-Epstein Files, the bigliest way to appease Donald Tantrump is to rename the USA to the United States of Trump:

#USpol #GOP #MAGA #TyrantTrump
https://youtu.be/jYtqhtK2q1E?si=-r72LYKqiS5_l7Uw

Plus Klepper has a pubic announcement from the Winter Olympics and outs #Trump over a Bridge Troll's bribe.

https://youtu.be/MhfE9k7WWpM?si=nV66TWqtaz2v68xw

Morning, all,

despite Two Dolls Donny's tariff extortion attempts and resistance thereto, America still exports something to Canada.

Evil ideas aren't halted by 'secure borders' and Canada, the Untied Kingdom and other cultures are threatened by a pincer movement between professional marketeers and political dogma espoused in a twisted interpretation of #2A by #NRA, #GOP and #MAGA.

#GunControl #GunNuts #Guns
#Trump #TyrantTrump #USpol
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cr5lnzqdr5pt

Habeas corpus mortuum est.

Inside one of President Donald Trump's concentration camps...

#FuckTrump #Invoke25A #USpol
#FuckNoem #FuckMiller #FuckICE
#GOP #MAGA #TyrantTrump
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/10/irish-man-ice-detention-fears-life-ireland-help-seamus-culleton

Morning, all,

"Joey mad. Joey throw poop at TV..."

It's Bad Bunny vs Trad Bunny, at the Superbowl. Settle back with a barrel of popcorn and a six-pack of yoghurts.

And, actually, _all_ my best friends* are primates.

#Trump #GOP #MAGA #USpol
#RacistTrump #TyrantTrump #RFKjr
#SuperbowlXL

* Sadly, not a statistically significant sample size.
https://youtu.be/vfpQbv7CmeE?si=V6-M9BPity3slzeA