@MaryAustinBooks
One jump in that thing and watch the body panels all come flying off. #WankPanzer
#WankPanzer
am so greatful for the terms #wankpanzer and #incElCamino. as a paen of Dukes of Hazzard, which was a send up of Deliverance, may well call it the piggypanzer?
Glad someone reminded people WHO was being paid $1 Trillion.
Elon Musk, world's richest Nazi.
What is going on? Why is this acceptable? Why are people just shrugging and continuing on with their day?
#wankpanzer #incelCamino #fuckTesla
“Tesla recalls 6,197 Cybertrucks, about 10% of all sold, for using the wrong glue”
https://electrek.co/2025/10/30/tesla-recalls-about-10-of-cybertrucks-for-using-the-wrong-glue/
I've been calling Cybertrucks "stupid trucks" to my toddler and that has become their official name.
today’s #yaddaYadda is a memepost from the #incElCamino #wankpanzer bar, with an unusual Sunday cathechism:
BE UNGOVERNABLE, like Sugar
🎶 fuck you, i won’t do what you tell me 🎶
#anarchy #antifa #memes #horses
source:
https://thecanadian.social/@MostlyHarmless/115441061058947649
#SaveYouAClick: He is doing fine. His #douchemobile has an #AISlop machine that keeps him company and provides "therapy."
> Divorced Tesla Fan Admits That His Cybertruck Is Repulsive to Women https://futurism.com/advanced-transport/divorced-tesla-fan-cybertruck
It’s probably not just the car but the type of person who would willingly slide behind the wheel of such a #wankpanzer.
#Cybertruck #Tesla
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5i23n66uyavuxaqt23mjvex3/post/3m3cnhqekp22o
Wired has a story where they talk to Cybertruck owners and it's everything you would want it to be. Like this editor's note ... just freaking awesome
![How do you feel about becoming a political lightning rod?
People occasionally just flip [me] off or whatever, but nobody's come up to me and tried to make a statement about anything. Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is. [Editor’s note: Taylor was arrested and plead guilty to conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]](https://files.mastodon.social/cache/media_attachments/files/115/384/950/549/969/107/original/a2c38a506ec097a6.png)
@jbz precisely!
- Same goes for any civilian vehicle they want to move legally upon public roads!
The #WankPanzer by #SwastiCar violates EVERY SINGLE #CrashCompatibility RULE inexistance and #Germany takes #RoadSafety very seriously…
- As anyone can vouch for who did a #DrivingLicense here...
And that's why I propose to aggressively work towards #PersonalLightVehicles and whilst some people may easily consider products like the #TataNano yet another billionaire's doodling turned into a product of a person who is inherently not perfect (but who'm I wished to have the chance to have tea with, but sadly never got.)...
- Needless to say what one thinks of the Nano (which I'd love to have one as collectible if I ever got more money than sense!) or it's predecessor, the Indica (which looks like an #Opel #Corsa C 5-door.), we can propably agree that if we can't have #PublicTransport reach every village in a reasonable frequency 24/7, Personal Light Vehicles are the way to go.
Cuz we can all agree that the #WankPanzer by #SwastiCar isn't going to "save the world" (despite some dellusional #BEV fans thinking!) because it's overall #wastefulness is the Problem.
These monsters are the two-wheeled equivalents of the #wankpanzer.
#Autobesity in all its forms is a scourge on the roads & life-threatening to pedestrians.
Govts need to ban their use on pedestrian ways and insist they be licensed like any motor vehicle.
#auspol
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pchnq7klmm3ejqduuqaqrsd6/post/3m2orwq6sp22g
It's the same in the UK, Australia, NZ and probably most of Europe. Cybertrucks are verboten because they're overweight, have sharp edges and they're downright ugly.
They're strictly for North American Musk fanbois.
Had to walk youngest to bus stop, about shy of 1/4mile from here.
Yesterday a swastitruck nearly ran her off the street. Our neighborhood is forested, no sidewalks, wider-than-2-lane streets under oak shade.
We noticed the new nazitruck in the neighborhood a couple of weeks ago.
Idiot must have thought he needed 1.5lanes for his dumpster on wheels.
Typical.
i know that my #wankpanzer is parked illegally, and in a set of very narrow streets; but it is a very expensive car and i know you won't mind if i leave it here with the lights flashing for... sufficient time for a parking occifer to find it, and write a ticket.
@psoutham that's less likely than the #Swasticar #WankPanzer...
Folgeempfehlung: @therealyplac.bsky.social @yplac.bsky.social Wir mögen sie doch alle, unsere lieben #Kampfparker, #Showparker und 'Mirdochegal, hauptsache ich hab meinen #Wankpanzer direkt vorm Laden stehen' - Parker. Leider darf man diese Goldstücke hier nicht so gnadenlos outen wie anderswo...
Ich mag den Begriff #Wankpanzer als Bezeichnung für vulgäre Dreckskarren.
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z7lzfyot2zdv5ahzj2gq6qhh/post/3liaxi532qk2d
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