#Wankers

David O'Brieniamdavidobrien
2025-10-29

I mean, c'mon ... did literally nobody look at this and think ... maybe not?

Some sort of promo screen for new features in Adobe Creative Cloud. It's promoting AI (of course) and features an illustration of a can of fizzy pineapple juice with prompts like Add a hand holding the can; (white, of course); Make it all pineapple themed; Give it a blue tropical twist.

The end result looks like a man masturbating.

Hey! Do you work in Intelligence? Did you get caught out doing naughty stuff and were forced to delete your project?

No problem! Just start again! Pretend that you didn't do nothing evah and then just use all the same details, all the records that you know that exist (because you made them up), and your access to systems, to do the same shit all over again! Genius!

#TheInvestigatoryPowersTribunal #IPT #Wankers

Vanni Di Ponzano ⁂🚴 ❤️ ☕ 🍎bici
2025-10-15

@wdlindsy

and the MAGA rubes remain asleep and stand by while their rights are slowly stripped from them ... .

Scott the F is implicit Baxtereyesquash@mastodon.world
2025-09-17

I am so empowerful, that your every critique of the current political system is up to me to solve.
#politics #wankers

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2025-08-09

@Lazarou I mwan, who besides #Banksters and other #Wankers can pay #rent there?

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈Lazarou
2025-08-07

"Self Proclaimed Internet Troll May Face 31 Years In Jail"

Or maybe South Korea is just...trolling...him?

ibtimes.co.uk/johnny-somali-co

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2025-07-09

@thomasfuchs that's because those that #profit from the whole "#AI" #scam have already cleaned their house, booked their private jets and laundered funds to GTFO the soon the inveitable #bubble burst happens.

  • Every second more is just free profit for them.

#LateStageCapitalism, #gerontocracy and a.#ManagmentCulture that rewards #Grifters & #Wankers over #social & #sustainable decisionmaking is at the core if it.

youtube.com/watch?v=YQ_xWvX1n9g

2025-07-07

#Labour must stop cosying up to #Trump, #Starmer has been warned

It comes after PM said he understood what the president cares about and that they had bonded over shared family values

The party pointed towards Donald Trump’s hush money #conviction in 2023, as well as the US president’s policies on #healthcare and #immigration, as they urged the Prime Minister to instead stand for "the values of #democracy and #HumanRights"

thenational.scot/news/25292955

#DictatorTrump #TrumpIsARussianAsset #wankers

my rantsmyrant
2025-04-16

I was thinking to hashtag every post of mine with for a while just to travel to the from and just to test and trigger those to find out if they could wire this account to my real person.

What is it with #Wankers!? There's been an earthquake in Myanmar, with over a thousand dead. And the military junta still drops bombs in the country. Russia and China send aid, but they're also supporting the junta's action according to activists. #WeaponisedAid www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Myanmar earthquake: Junta cont...

Gothic Card (Robert G)gothiccard@mastodonapp.uk
2025-02-27

I feel sick, and embarrassed to be British, after the UK prime minister, and the yankee president press meeting.

#uk #UK_politics #usa #us #trump #president #news #wankers #british #American

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈Lazarou
2025-02-26

"Please, don't be mean to me, I don't deserve your scorn, you don't know me!"

"A Worchester man chose to color his Cybertruck shiny gold wrap.
He also chose to wear light beige loafers with his black pants and light grey, glen plaid jacket, for his 15 minutes of professional- photography-subject fame with a local news crew."

Additionally, his sartorial choices make him appear as though he might spike your drinks and have a massive crypto portfolio, that he absolutely has to tell you about. 

 His smile only confirms this assumption.

Just received a spam email from an actual Gmail account, trying to sell me a "D.O.G.E DOGE Department Of Government Efficiency US flag T-Shirt".

Things my wardrobe does not need # 187.

#DOGE #DonaldTrump #ElonMusk #Wankers

Gracchus ☕️🏴‍☠️🇺🇳🇺🇦🦘Gracchus@aus.social
2025-02-06

I wonder if Netanyahu warmed up his hands before he started wanking Trump. 🤲🔥✊🍆

#wankers #tools #knobheads

theguardian.com/us-news/2025/f

2024-12-15

thedailybeast.com/the-demented

Sale records from multiple sources indicated that Trapt’s latest record, released this summer, sold just 600 copies in its first week. In a Trumpian turn, Brown refuted those numbers on Twitter, claiming that the band had actually sold almost 4,000 albums in that time and that the record was “probably one of the top 5 albums that will ever exist for all of time.”

this is from 2020 but it’s so funny lol

#trapt #maga #trump #fascism #proudBoys #wankers #uspol #badMusic

John :af: :60: :05: :12: :GP:John@fairdinkum.one
2024-12-07

'Whale influencers' piloting low-flying #drones hinder research and risk injury.

"Seeing 7 drones flying above a #humpback cow-calf pair made me realise that people's desire for images comes above the respect of our wildlife, and that is really disconcerting,".

It's just one example of a crowded sky over whales, which scientists say interferes with important research and risks animal welfare.

#whale #wankers #auspol

abc.net.au/news/2024-12-08/ama

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2024-12-05

@ada yeah, but then again Oz is ruled by #TechIlliterate #Wankers who decided to not only shutdown both #2G & #3G but literally #ban #importPhones and basically lock-out any device that desn't do #VoLTE their way...

And yes, they enforce that like #Turkey enforces people to register imported devices 30 days after import:

So if you are i.e. a #Tourist in #DownUnder and you got some serious issue, you can't even call their emergency services on 000 cuz your devices got yeeted off the network through no fault of your own!

Mix Mistress Alice💄MixMistressAlice@todon.eu
2024-11-27

Talara Studios will be doing a new book presentation with an erotic performance and a lil' poetry intervention. They ask 15 € entry!
The call it "The Most Special Night Of The Year".

Oh some nudity.
What a bunch of wankers.

Do they know how art openings work?
As far as I remember, the best Paris, Brussels, Berlin or New York art openings at galleries never ever asked an entrance free.
Barcelona really became a city for hipsters and pathetic wankers.

#Barcelona #art #wankers #artgalleries

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