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My local grocery stores are selling boxed "pre-made gingerbread houses".

Why is this a thing that even exists?

#gingerbread #GingerbreadHouse #lazy #commercialism #WarOnChristmas #WarOnXmas

The media likes to scare the public with warnings about some vague “War on Christmas” but they never show images of cats and their very real #WarOnChristmas.
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#CatsHateChristmas
#cats #Christmas

A kitten climbing inside a brightly lit Christmas tree. (Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/catsandchristmastrees/s/5G6v4VtO6w )

Jeff Bezos paid $50 MILLION for his wedding, but you fine, patriotic, hardworking Americans will go bankrupt if you celebrate Christmas by giving your grandmother anything for Christmas. Welcome to Trump's America. #WarOnChristmas

The idea of the "king of Israel" is wrong on many levels!

#warOnChristmas #theFirstNoel #atheism

"On a frigid winter’s day in #1906, tens of thousands of #Jewish parents in #NewYork’s #LowerEastSide and #Brooklyn kept their #children home from #school.

It wasn’t a snow day, but a protest: Activists and the #Yiddish press had called for a #boycott of the #Christmas assemblies and pageants that they knew Jewish children would be obliged to attend on the day before the holiday.

“#Jews Object to Christmas in the #Schools,” blared the #NewYorkTimes. The Brooklyn Eagle warned that “agitators” sought to rob Christian children of their traditions. The boycott was, depending on the source, a valiant cry for #religiousfreedom, or the first shot in the 100-year-plus “#waronChristmas.”

The episode is the subject of #historian Scott D. Seligman’s new #book, “The Great Christmas Boycott of 1906,” which reconstructs how a seemingly local dispute in one Brooklyn school exploded into a test case for religious freedom and civic belonging."

https://www.jta.org/2025/11/16/culture/when-jews-really-did-wage-a-war-on-christmas

Protect your Yule Tree not just to stop the feline #WarOnChristmas, but to protect your cats from the revenge of the trees. #CatsHateChristmas
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#Christmas #cats

The #waronchristmas continues: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/12/florida-air-force-base-christmas-decorations

War on Christmas, 2025

In a surprise move, Halloween decided to go on the offensive. As Christmas had previously and illegitimately laid claim to July, Halloween swooped in with a Summerween invasion of August. This allowed for a full annexation of September into the Halloween season.

Halloween claims it will restore the two months should Christmas cease its illegal occupation of November and July, but it is doubtful a peace can be reached this year. As the Nightmare Before Christmas season grows stronger in 2025, there is fear that Halloween may decide to fully invade November. Thanksgiving, as usual, is silently sitting by.

#Silly #MicroFiction #Halloween #Christmas #WarOnChristmas

The #WarOnChristmas is over, now they're getting biblical. 😈

To accommodate our Evangelical customers, Starbucks now offering Bible verses on our Holiday cups.

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys

and whose emission was like that of horses.

Ezekiel 23:20

War on Christmas rule

#WarOnChristmas 😅

The #WarOnChristmas done right!

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q3glmp5enr5gkuu2uaosjker/post/3m47khig5us2l

A photo from the frontlines in Christmas’s brutal flanking invasion of Halloween. This year it’s a surprise attack on Halloween’s furthest territorial border.

(It’s still September for a few more days; we haven’t even reached October yet.)

#WarOnChristmas

A snapshot from near the entrance of a big-box hardware store, looking down one of the aisles. On the left is a display of giant animated figures of Christmas schlock culture, prominently displaying the giant yeti from the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer movie that hits US TV every December. On the right, a display of equally schlocky giant animated Halloween figures, including a giant cartoonish vampire and a number of giant skeletons.
The Halloween figures seem to have the Christmas figures outnumbered, at least for the time being. Perhaps they can hold them off with a defensive formation.
It’s still September, not even October yet.

I think one of my neighbours got away with murder 😅

#warOnChristmas #santaClause #Toulon

"Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, and maybe the two dolls will cost a couple of bucks more."—Donnie Two-Dolls

The two dolls: Set / Horus

https://hermetic.com/browe/sethorus

#meme #children #TwoDolls #ACoupleBucksMore #WarOnChristmas #set #horus