#WhyIsThisSoAccurate

You wanted Java 24? How adorable. 🤡

Fun fact: Ancient relics like Maven happily obey any Java version 🏺, but modern, cutting-edge tools. Gradle, AWS Lambda, and more require new releases just to function. 🔄 Because nothing says progress like mandatory dependencies. 🎭

Meanwhile, Kubernetes & Maven sit back, laughing. 😏
They do whatever they want. 🚀
They are independent. 🔓
Unlike you. 🫠

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engineer cult praying for their dependencies to be released. The glowing package repository shrine looms, while conveyor belts of failed build logs roll endlessly

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