#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #StillAliveSunday...!

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin' but we #AllManaged to #Survive the #Pie and #TheFifthElephant #LivesOn to #Play #AnotherNight...

I #Think #IT's #Probably #WorthExplaining the #RaspberryYoghurtSituation; because #SomePeople don't #Understand #TheRules about #Strawberries, which are #TotallyOverRated...

#Since we have 500,000-#Characters / #Toot in the #MastodonSpyBalloon, I'm #VeryTempted to use #AllOfThem... #InSomeDetail...

#This could #TakeAWhile and #IT might #PossiblyBurst the #MastodonSpyBalloon; so, we #Recommend:

• #Coffee;
• #Biscuits;
• A #BaconSammidge;
• A #FancyHat;
• An #AttentionSpan; and,
• #SomeBullets...

You are #Free to #CheckOut #AtAnyPoint...

#YouHaveBeenWarned...

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#OhDear... #HowSad... #Nevermind...

#Cuntards gonna #Cuntard; #YouHaveBeenWarned...

#MongoLikeCandy

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I ended up #walking about 15 miles around London yesterday, on a photography workshop.

Drizzling and cold, but I had so much fun and I feel quite inspired.
Around 500 photos to sort through, and then I'll probably post a few.
#YouHaveBeenWarned 😂

If you’re just waking up, DO NOT turn on the radio or read the news. #YouHaveBeenWarned
#ElectionWatch

@dragonfrog @Pkbwood Ha - exactly. I believe posting the sign relieves them of all liability, or at least concern. #YouHaveBeenWarned

I don't know who needs to hear this, but...
If a squirrel wanders close to you while you are sitting still drinking wine, and you think it might be funny to startle that squirrel, just know that a panicked squirrel might just run up your leg and make you spill your wine.

#wisdomDrop #squirrels #SquirrelsOfMastodon #YouHaveBeenWarned

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerDoughnutNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#Tonight's #AfterDinnerDoughnut has been #Substituted with #Crumble...

#YouHaveBeenWarned | #BeAdvised

#LetsPlay: #CrumbleOfFortune...!

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https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/111353928207506261

And that is a wrap.

#YouHaveBeenWarned

Actually most of the covers were top notch.

I watched some bad ones, so you didn't have to.

Some live Electric Six versions are nice and edgy, I was hoping for a more ragged, distorted version by someone anyone.

Also someone to take it on with strings. But those might have sucked, so well there you go.

I say we dodged a bullet or two.

Sadly the fact that there are like 100 bands called "the rubber band", polluted the search results.

#YouHaveBeenWarned

Toni Tenille version should be avoided.

Give this man a thumbs up and a few listens, for his Ukelele cover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOZH5hwsln0

Lot's of Brass Band covers of this,

I am not going to sort through them to find the freakiest or the jazziest,

Leave that as an exercise for the student

#YouHaveBeenWarned

#YouHaveBeenWarned

Brass/reed Orchestra, about 25 piece by the looks of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t99KlU7p7_g

#YouHaveBeenWarned

Honestly I thought these would suck, but most of them are great.

Electric 6 is the weakest so far.

Here is a good brass band cover.

Sadly youtube search pushes things that are not what I want,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEaRKZrLY74

#YouHaveBeenWarned

Tina Friggin Turner..

With Synchronized swimming !!

This is a gift that keeps on giving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C52lf9Gvq8o

#YouHaveBeenWarned

Wonder Woman and Kermit !!!

Who would have that that by sticking a shovel in this particular pile of dirt that I would strike gold.

Gold, my MSTDN friends, Gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX3xQB0Hz4s

#YouHaveBeenWarned

Alright, I LOVE, ❤️ Electric 6, and playing them cheers me up, the mix of synth anf guitar in this era is so friggin refreshing,

Anyhow, this isn't good enough to listen to much at home, but if they dropped into this live, I would through out my hip as I got down, and I would be pumping my fist as they carried me out on the stretcher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weqY6r7spdQ

#writerscoffeeclub 13/1 Do you like maps? If they feature in your work do you draw them by hand or use an application?

I’ve created them when forced (ie Great Cycle Routes of the World,
Historic Halkidiki) and didn’t enjoy it.

I like drawing other stuff by hand-here's one of a series I'm blogging.

Back to maps. @TerribleMaps will inspire my future maps. #writer #comedy #travelwriter #YouHaveBeenWarned

This morning I have been enjoying the user manual of the air heat-pump. #YouHaveBeenWarned 😁

I always pick up new followers at #defcon. Then two weeks later they realize that I mostly talk about cats and hockey. #youhavebeenwarned

***Alert***

Today, I will mostly be wearing shorts.

#YouHaveBeenWarned

Weather warning for those folks in central #Ontario
I have pulled my #motorcycle out of storage, changed the oil and lubed the chain.
Expect snow, freezing rain and possibly hurricanes or tornadoes all next week as a consequence.
#youHaveBeenWarned