You guys are so lucky I am willing to do the dirty work to deliver hard-hitting content like this straight to your Apple Newton or Palm Pilot or whatever it is you read #mastodon from:
What Fashion Season is Jesus Christ?
#YoureWelcome
are you padme amidala? bcs you remind me of ma boo #pickupline #yourewelcome
#JustInCase #vmst do #FuckOff #BackToTwitter and #Abandon "they/them's" #DeadInstance...
We've #TakenPrecautions...
Are we all #SimplyBursting with #FridayFrootiness...?!
#Commemorating 40+ #Years of #OneHitWonders...
#TodaysEarworm comes to us #Courtesy of: #RenéeAndRenato
You can #ThankMe #AnytimeYouLike... #YoureWelcome
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#RenéeAndRenato: Save Your Love 1983
Newsflash...
"dos latas de morrones"
does not mean
"two cans of morons."
You're welcome.
Next #milliondollaridea :
A Viking themed Vasectomy clinic called Ballhala.
#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals:
One of #TheNiceThings about #BeingRetired is that #IF #OtherPeople want me to be #Somewhere I'm not; they #PickUp the #Cost...
I now #OnlyFly #BusinessClass or #First and you'll need to #SendACar...
Or #MSTeams... #MSTeams isn't #CompletelyTerrible
I #NeverUseZoom... And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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#Could be #WorseNews...
"They/them" could be #Deported to a #Rwandan #ConcentrationCamp; or, #ElSalvador...
#IT's not like #RichardBranson will #Care...
#FirstWorldProblems #Not in #FirstClass #Condition...
#IT "should" #BeSaid... I am #One of #Nature's #NaturalLeftTurners... #IT's a #TrueFact
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#AsAnAside...
#OverSupper... #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I were #Discussing the #SwivelEyed #MAGAHatLoons; their #Relationship with the #BrexitMob and the #Recent #Tranche of #Tariffs and #TradeViolations by #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate...
What's #QuiteFunny is that the #BrexitMob seem to #Consider that #NotBeingEuropean (despite #Geography) means that a #BrexitDividend of #ReducedTariffs (#Compared to those #Subject to #EULaw) is a #Bonus, and #Something to #Celebrate...
We would all #Like to #PointOut that 10% of #FuckAll and 25% of #FuckAll is #StillFuckAll...
Because #Mathematics #WorksThatWay...
#HaveSomeCake or an #AfterDinnerDoughnut...
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And, I've #Taken #TheLiberty and #Converted #TheWork of #TheProdigy into #AnotherFormat...
#IT's #TotallySuitable for the #MastodonSpyBalloon...
#IF you don't #LikeIT; that must #SuckForYou... #Because #IT's #AlreadyHappened...
1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
For the #Attribution...!
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#TheProdigy: Funky Shit
Bunny snuggles - here is Peanut with her new friend Pumpkin. So cute! Thanks so much to their family for sharing! #Adopted #BondedPair #NewFriends #FaintsFromCuteness #Snuggle #YoureWelcome
Anyone who has Prime Video, which is currently featuring 'The Apprentice':
If you click on the show, on the intro screen, there's a "Thumbs Down" button. If you click on that, it will be removed from shows recommended for you.
#YoureWelcome
It's #earworm time! I've had this in my head for 2 days solid. So I shall gift it to you. #Tangier #YoureWelcome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCM96YMynLo
#StillNope™️ and #That just #SavedYou 27-minutes of #YourLife...
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#BTW: The #ConferencePears are #AllTheWay from #Belgium... They're #VeryNice and #TooGoodToWaste...
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#OpenLetter...
#DearAmerica...
#IF #Red is #Banned; #TryYellow; or #Orange, maybe #SomeGreen...
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#Correction: #Trumpism is #ThinlyVeiledFascism...
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Nigh on 53 years and I just learned I have been loading butter knives into the dishwasher incorrectly for all of them. The proper method to place them in the silverware holder *blade down* for best cleaning. To think how much water and time have been wasted with rewashing still-dirty knives. I will sleep better now. #tmyktb #lifehack #propertechnique #domesticity #dishwasher #usermanual #yourewelcome
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsNotTheWeekendNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer... With #Biscuits and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #NotTheWeekend...
#IT's been a #BitChilly in #TheOutside, #Today... #MyLittleBigBuddy is #Still #HittingThingsWithHammers #AllDay; #So, #SomeMore #YompingAndStomping in #AshdownForest...
#IT's #AlsoTrue to #SayThat; I'm only #OneSmokeFromHome... And, we're #FineForDiesel; we've also #GotWood...
#NowPlaying: #Painkiller - #YoureWelcome
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If I have to have the Inspector Gadget theme song stuck in my head, I don’t see why you shouldn’t, too. #YoureWelcome #EarWorm
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