#Zaphod

Ankur Sinha "FranciscoD"sanjay_ankur@fosstodon.org
2025-09-19
2025-04-14

I'm catching up on news. When I heard about a certain president's "BE COOL!" post, I suddenly had a flash of recognition: Galactic President #Zaphod Beeblebrox.

Once you realize that #Trump is just #Zaphod #Beeblebrox and not the real president everything makes a lot more sense. He's just a really mean and cruel version as opposed to a whimsical troublemaker. Everyting Trump does is there to distract you from the important stuff thats happening systemically to destroy America. #Putin and #Elon are the real presidents.
Dr. Fortyseven ๐Ÿฅƒ โ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–‘fortyseven@defcon.social
2024-10-20

"Hey, doll, is this guy boring you? Why don't you talk to me instead: I'm from a different planet."

#aiart #zaphod

sleazebag with two heads winking at the camera; he's wearing a gold chain and holding a very large drink
Adam ๐Ÿญajmaus@aus.social
2023-07-13

We are one step closer to the development of an infinite improbability drive ๐Ÿš€

#HeartOfGold
#HitchhikersGuidetotheGalaxy
#Zaphod

2023-06-17

American conservative rhetoric takes a page from #hhgttg's #zaphodbeeblebrox's syllogistic inversion: "Property is theft. Therefore, theft is property. Therefore, this is my car."

They lose arguments all day long & become upset. Therefore, if you become upset, you lose the argument. Therefore: U MAD BRO???

#Zaphod was a terrible president, too: he signed the order to bulldoze Earth without reading it, and stole confidential materials. But he's just zis guy, y'know? He never attempted a coup.

Mark Wing-Davey as Zaphod Beeblebrox in the BBC's 1981 adaptation of Douglas Adams' "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
hansamann [transferred]hansamann
2023-03-12

@cyke @jnfrd key caps drauf. Schon echt geil. I think the distance to the thumbs is a bit high but maybe I just need to get used to it. I might use a modified Miryoku that I discovered with which has also just two thumb keys.

"All right." #zaphod

ใ€Œใ„ใ„ใž! ใ€ #zaphod

"Come on." #zaphod

ใ€Œ ใ•ใ‚ ใ€ #zaphod

"All right, let's trip the light fantastic, baby. Just you and me." #zaphod

ใ€Œใ„ใ„ใž ่ปฝใ่ธŠใ‚ใ† ไบŒไบบใใ‚Šใงใ€ #zaphod

"I think. I'm so confused." #zaphod

ใ€Œ ้ ญใŒๆททไนฑใ—ใฆใ‚‹ ใ€ #zaphod

"I need to go to Humma's. He's got something of mine." #zaphod

ใ€Œ ใƒใƒผใƒžใ‹ใ‚‰ๅ–ใ‚Š่ฟ”ใ•ใญใฐ ไฝ•ใ‚’? ใ€ #zaphod

"Sorry about your spaceship, Arthur." #zaphod

ใ€Œ ๅฎ‡ๅฎ™่ˆน ๅฃŠใ‚ŒใกใพใฃใŸ ใ€ #zaphod

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