#absolutely

サファイア・ネオsapphire_neo@mastodon.world
2025-12-28

日本の自衛隊、ドロン取得 Japan's Self-Defense Forces acquire Dron
ドロンを導入するのは良いが、電子戦対策も又重要です。
It is good to introduce drones, but electronic warfare measures are also important.

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#good #introduction #drones #electronic #warfare #important #China #secret #acquired #technology #know_how #contrast #true #weapon #useless #Ukrainian #battlefield #unless #modified #focus #words #forget #development #absolutely

skye, eira, ibisskye@void.rehab
2025-12-24

i #love #hashtags. it #absolutely #helps my #post's #visibility to be using #random #hashtags all around which will #never get #checked by anybody with a #soul. it #also makes it so much #easier to #read, and #helps #screenreaders. if #you are #not using a #single #hashtag per #post on the #fediverse, the best #social #media #platform without a built-in #algorithm, you are #missing #out.

#truefactsonly #socialmedia101

Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-12-21
Original Garfield comic from April 9, 2020
Text replaced with lyrics from: Absolutely (Story of a Girl)

Transcript:
• But She Only Found Tears
• And I Can Be So Insincere


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Original Text:
• Jon:  My phone's smarter than your phone!
• Garfield:  Bragging isn't what it used to be.

The comic strip shows three frames of three characters, each with different tasks. In the first frame, a man is seen looking at a green electronic device while sitting on a chair. The second frame depicts the same man reading a book while sitting on a chair. The third frame shows the man looking at the camera, as he is aware of the viewers.

In one of the frames, the man is using a cell phone, which is an interesting aspect of the story. The characters' actions and conversations in these frames give a dynamic feel to the comic strip, illustrating how people interact with electronic devices and other forms of media in their daily lives.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-12-19
Original Garfield comic from March 11, 2020
Text replaced with lyrics from: Absolutely (Story of a Girl)

Transcript:
• This Is The Story Of A Girl
• Who Cried A River And Drowned The Whole World
• And While She Looks So Sad In Photographs
• I Absolutely Love Her


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Original Text:
• Jon:  Where's Odie?
• Garfield:  In his whirlpool.
• "FLUSH"
• Jon:  What was that?
• Garfield:  His whirlpool.

The comic strip is about Garfield, the cartoon cat, and his friend Garfield, the cartoon dog. The three panels in the image show the cat and dog having conversations, sharing stories, and making each other laugh. One of the panels features a line from the comic strip, talking about Garfield being "absolutely lovein'.
Kapitän Clownfeuerrasur
2025-12-14

Absolutely have to keep this light, fun, and whimsical. Absolutely.

Original post: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpkw7

Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-12-07
Original Garfield comic from September 10, 2019
Text replaced with lyrics from: Absolutely (Story of a Girl)

Transcript:
• When You Look In The Mirror
• So How Do You Choose
• Your Clothes Never Wear As Well The Next
• Day


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Original Text:
• Jon:  Check out that view!  I don't think you're checking it out.
• Garfield:  Prove it.

The comic strip features three panels showing three characters - a man, a cat, and a dog. In the first panel, the man is reading a book, with the cat and dog appearing to be listening attentively. The second panel depicts the man closing the book, while the cat and dog are seen yawning. In the third panel, the man is giving the cat a thumbs-up, with the dog also looking up at him. The series of images and text create a sense of interaction and progression, as the characters engage in various activities throughout the comic strip.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-11-29
Original Garfield comic from May 15, 2019
Text replaced with lyrics from: Absolutely (Story of a Girl)

Transcript:
• Just To Put Up With This Shit Day After Day
• Now How Did We Wind Up This Way


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Original Text:
• ZOOOOOOM
• Jon: GARFIELD! DO SOMETHING!
• Garfield: Sure thing.

The image is a graphic from a comic strip that tells the story of a girl named Garfield. The comic strip has multiple panels, each depicting different moments in the girl's life. 

In the first panel, Garfield is seen in a car, and the caption at the bottom of the panel reads "I want to drive something that isn't a car". This suggests that Garfield desires to ride in a vehicle that is not a car. 

In the next panel, Garfield is seen with a stuffed animal, and the caption reads "New story of a girl". This indicates a change in the story or events involving Garfield and her new toy.

In the final panel, Garfield is seen holding a sign that says "Slow! Absolutely tell a girl" with a cat on it. This moment may reflect a situation where Garfield is trying to convey a message to the girl, possibly regarding the importance of slowing down or being mindful of others.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-11-27
Original Garfield comic from April 4, 2019
Text replaced with lyrics from: Absolutely (Story of a Girl)

Transcript:
• I Absolutely Love Her
• When She Smiles


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Original Text:
• Mouse:  My new place isn't quite finished.
• Garfield:  Ah.

This is a comic strip featuring three panels depicting a story of a girl and her two pet mice. In the first panel, the girl is shown in a room, and a mouse is placed near her. The second panel shows the girl interacting with the mouse, while the third panel shows the girl and mouse in a different room. The comic strip has a lighthearted and humorous tone, with the girl and mice appearing to have a relationship.
2025-11-23

Christopher Luxon dismisses leadership speculation, vows to lead National into 2026 election

Prime Minister Christopher Luxon says he is “absolutely” going to lead the National Party into the next election…
#NewsBeep #News #Headlines #2026 #absolutely #bishop #chris #christopher #claims #dismisses #dismissing #Election #going #Housing #into #job #lead #leadership #line #luxon #minister #national #NewZealand #next #NZ #party #prime #says #speculation #to #vows
newsbeep.com/268123/

Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-11-20
Original Garfield comic from January 7, 2019
Text replaced with lyrics from: Absolutely (Story of a Girl)

Transcript:
• As Long As She Stands There Waiting
• Wearing The Holes In The Soles Of Her Shoes
• Now How Many Days Disappear
• When You Look In The Mirror


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Original Text:
• Garfield:  Today's forecast...  Boring, with a 50 percent chance of dull.
• Jon:  Hi, Garfield.
• Garfield:  Make that 100 percent.

The image is a vibrant and humorous comic strip featuring three panels. Each panel displays a different cat character with the central characters dressed in different outfits. The first panel shows a cat wearing a tie, the second panel displays a cat wearing a suit, and the third panel features a cat wearing a dress. The comic strip is titled "Garfield comic strip" in large, bold letters at the top and has the caption "Garfield comic strip" written at the bottom. It also includes the image of the cats and their attire on the panels, as well as additional text about the story of a girl.
2025-11-18

@beastoftraal #Absolutely #India ( #Modi ) will continue to do that unless really forced to hand over by a bigger power like the US but even that is less likely as #India would rather pay the #price for it than hand over! tx.

Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-11-08
Original Garfield comic from July 14, 2018
Text replaced with lyrics from: Absolutely (Story of a Girl)

Transcript:
• And While She Looks So Sad And Lonely There
• I Absolutely Love Her
• When She Smiles


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Original Text:
• Garfield:  Jon got me a smaller food dish...  So that I'll eat less.  Good plan.

The image shows a three-panel comic strip featuring Garfield the Cat, with a pink background. Each panel displays the cat in a different situation, such as looking sad and lonely, smiling and thinking, or looking sad and hungry.

In the first panel, Garfield is seen looking sad with his head down, as if in a state of depression. The second panel captures him looking sad and lonely, indicating feelings of isolation. The third panel shows Garfield looking sad and hungry, suggesting a strong hunger that has led him to search for food.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-10-30
Original Garfield comic from March 13, 2018
Text replaced with lyrics from: Absolutely (Story of a Girl)

Transcript:
• You Never Seem To Run Out Of Things To Say
• This Is The Story Of A Girl


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Original Text:
• Garfield:  Let's see what nature's up to.  Out of order.

The image features a comic strip divided into three panels, each depicting a different scene from the story of Garfield. The first panel shows Garfield sitting on a windowsill, the second panel shows him sitting on a bed, and the third panel shows him sitting on a couch. The panels are accompanied by a quote from the comic strip, and a small advertisement for a television program is also present.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-10-22
Original Garfield comic from November 22, 2017
Text replaced with lyrics from: Absolutely (Story of a Girl)

Transcript:
• And Your Hair Never Falls In Quite The Same Way
• You Never Seem To Run Out Of Things To Say
• This Is The Story Of A Girl
• Who Cried A River And Drowned The Whole World


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Original Text:
• Jon:  "...And the cat lived happily ever after."
• Garfield:  Burp!  
• Jon:  Even though he didn't deserve to!
• Garfield:  I heard that.

The image features a graphic strip in English, depicting three scenes featuring three Garfield characters, including a boy, a dog, and a cat. Each character is in a different scene, such as reading a book, playing with toys, or looking at a comic book. 

In the first scene, the boy is sitting at the table and reading a comic book, which is titled "The Story of a Girl." The second scene shows the boy playing with toys while the dog and cat are nearby, and the third scene takes place after the comic book's conclusion. The comic strip's layout and the characters' positions within the frames create a flow that captures the viewer's attention and engages them throughout the story.
Ian RobinsonianRobinson
2025-10-22

I've been wondering who Abby-Lynn Keen of ABsolutely band reminds me of.

It's Valerie Teicher Barbosa of Tie Shi fame.

Particularly in the song "I Just Don't Know You Yet".

Apple Music: music.apple.com/gb/album/i-jus

Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/7GU1xgU

Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-10-18
Original Garfield comic from September 14, 2017
Text replaced with lyrics from: Absolutely (Story of a Girl)

Transcript:
• This Is The Story Of A Girl
• Who Cried A River And Drowned The Whole World
• And While She Looked So Sad In Photographs
• I Absolutely Love Her


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Original Text:
• Garfield:  A fish walks into a diner and the waitress says, "What will you have?"  And the fish says, "water!"
• Fish:  Oh, how sad! Go away!  Hello? Eddie?...A fish walks into a diner...

In this comic strip, three different Garfield characters - Garfield the Cat, Garfield the Dog, and Garfield the Fish - are depicted in a fish tank. The comic strip follows the story of a girl who is absolutely in love with Garfield the Cat.

The first panel shows Garfield the Cat holding a phone in his paws and looking at the fish bowl. The second panel shows the girl looking at Garfield the Cat in the fish bowl, expressing her love for the cat. The third panel shows the girl making a peace sign with Garfield the Dog, while Garfield the Cat looks on from the fish bowl.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-10-09
Original Garfield comic from May 1, 2017
Text replaced with lyrics from: Absolutely (Story of a Girl)

Transcript:
• And Your Hair Never Falls In Quite The Same Way
• You Never Seem To Run Out Of Things To Say
• This Is The Story Of A Girl


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Original Text:
• Jon:  Does life get any better than this, Garfield?  I hope so.
• Garfield:  It had better.

The image presents a three-panel comic strip titled "Garfield's Never Sailed in the Same Way" in orange and green colors. The strip has three distinct panels, each featuring a different character.

In the first panel, a man sits at a table with a cat sitting on top of his head. The second panel features the man and cat at a table, with the man in a blue shirt and the cat on his head. The final panel depicts the man and cat sitting on a chair at the end of the table.

In each panel, the characters are depicted in different positions, emphasizing the idea that the man's hair never sails in the same way. The overall theme of the comic strip revolves around the unpredictable nature of life and the different paths we take.

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