#adulting

2025-11-30

asserting my neighbourly dominance by clearing snow from my driveway before 9am.

Putting rival dads on notice!

#adulting #aging #dadlife #homeownership

mcloviniammclovin
2025-11-30
2025-11-29

My wife's idea of Black Friday shopping was scoring deals for stuff for the entire family. Hats, mittens, accessories for the living room, frames, mirrors, throws...

I... I spent hundreds of dollars on action figures and toys for my own collection...

#adulting #aging #dadlife

I worked 11 hrs last night.

I have come home and scraped a truly skimpy and terrible caulking job off the tub and made my best effort at caulking the damn thing myself.

I have ~2 hrs to make some kind of dinner ("dinner") and go to bed to sleep 6 hrs to work a 12 hr shift.

But the fucking tub Is Done, Damn It.

#Adulting #Maintenance #GoddamnIHurtEverywhere

Flock of Cats 🐈 🐈 🐈 πŸ¦ƒFlockOfCats@famichiki.jp
2025-11-29

@36pickledeggs I put on actual shoes, not crocs! #adulting #chikicon

2025-11-28

I was feeling a little sad & out of sorts for the last day or two so my friend gave me Strawberry Shortcake stickers. Nice hit of dopamine finding these in my mailbox.

Photo shows 2 Strawberry Shortcake sticker sheets sitting on my counter.

2025-11-28
2025-11-28

SO! Apparently, you can't wear ski masks inside the mall. How did I find this out? Because I ran inside the mall wearing a ski mask and dark coat from the parking lot. There there was a blizzard outside. Upon crossing the magical automatic doors, I was immediately confronted by mall security telling me to remove my headgear.

The jerk in me really wanted to argue the difference between niqabs and ski masks. But I was chill... all good.

I suppose I should be glad security was actually doing their job and attempting to keep the mall safe.

#adulting #thanksgiving #christmas #shopping

2025-11-26

Special Weather Statement for Toronto!

"Strong winds gusting 70 to 80 km/h.
Reduced visibility in snow and local blowing snow."

And and and! Guess who has to roll out garbage bins to the curb tonight?

I swear high winds ONLY blow through when it's garbage day! Gonna have to chase my bins down the street yet again.

#toronto #weather #weatherwarning #wind #adulting

2025-11-25

We've heard for years that young people's brains are not fully formed until about age 25.

Neuroscience now says the threshold of adolescence ending is more like age 32.

#Maturity #Adulting #Neuroscience

bbc.com/news/articles/cgl6klez

2025-11-25

The brick wall I'm sprinting towards is going to hurt when I smack into it.

Mike πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ NuanceRhymesWithOrangeNuanceRhymesWithOrange@mstdn.social
2025-11-25

Huh. It’s been my theory that you don’t really become a fully-functioning adult and lose that juvenile self-centeredness until the age of 35 or so. And now science backs me up! Neat, eh?
theguardian.com/science/2025/n

#science #adulting

2025-11-24

ALSO for some stupid reason I bought a stand up desk during Black Friday WEEK sales.

I just spent the last hour clearing up a spot for it. Eventually I'll get around to assembling it! ... Stupid me πŸ™ƒ

#adulting #office #homeoffice #wtf

2025-11-24

I need to start wearing this to protect myself from all the young hot women that want me for my dad bod and receding hairline with pre-existing heart condition and graphic designer salary...

#adulting #dadlife

Pictured native Maharasgtra men and women wearing spiked collar around their neck. They wear these collars to protect themselves from leopard attacks
2025-11-23

Finally get a compliment from my kid about my cooking (dinner)

It was a heat-and-serve meal from Costco.

#dadlife #parenting #adulting #aging #dinner

Awkward Puppet meme
dana ain't buyin'd_a_n_a@mstdn.social
2025-11-23

Well, my lower back had something to say last night about all the tension, cold, and sitting involved in Friday's work moving my 92YO mother to memory care.

So: currently alternating 1000 mg acetaminophen with 600 mg ibuprofen at 3 hr intervals. Also copious hydration to keep it all moving around.

Works great. Better living through signal damping.

#adulting
#pain
#backpain

2025-11-23

Do they name kids Norman anymore?

Who's the youngest Norman you know?

#aging #adulting #babynames

Sci Fi Brickyards πŸš€AndorianSoup
2025-11-23

Repaired the coat hook rack in the hallway πŸ‘

Reorganized the sock drawer πŸ‘

Argued with someone 5000 miles away about who the coolest SW droid is (IG-88 is the correct answer) πŸ‘

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