@2tout2rien #Alt4you photo de toute petites étoiles vert foncé, tenues dans la paume d'une main de couleur claire
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@NamibDesertBot
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@NoPasaran #ALT4you black and white drawing of a uniformed cop shoving a person against a wall. The wall is printed with “good people disobey bad laws.” Behind the cop is the phrase “everyone is guilty!” repeated many times (sometimes illegibly).
@GossiTheDog #alt4you #alttext Bong Joon Ho took a characteristically radical approach when questioned on his thoughts around the rise of AI technology at the jury press conference of the Marrakech Film Festival on Saturday.
The Korean director, who is president of the jury, gave two responses, one measured, the other deeply personal.
"My official answer is, AI is good because it's the very beginning of the human race finally seriously thinking about what only humans can do. But my personal answer is, I'm going to organize a military squad, and their mission is to destroy AI," he said.
The "planet got destroyed" cartoon is by #TomToro, 25 Nov 2012 https://www.insidehook.com/culture/story-tom-toro-new-yorker-climate-cartoon
@bontchev #Alt4You Panel of three suited people, and one suited person speaking at a podium stating "And so, while the end-of-the-world scenario will be rife with unimaginable horrors, we believe that the pre-end period will be filled with unprecedented opportunities for profit." Signed: Mankoff.
#RobertMankoff, 9 Feb 2011 https://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/bob-mankoff/the-end-of-the-world
See also #DontLookUp: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_Look_Up
@dufthummel #Alt4you Grafik von Agora Verkehrswende 2017 zeigt den Wirkungsgrad verschiedener Antriebssysteme für PKW
E-Auto: 64%
Brennstoffzellen-PKW: 27%
Benziner: 20%
@servelan @TheViking #Alt4You
Screenshot of a Reuters headline:
"Officials criticize Biden vetting, but Afghan shooting suspect was granted asylum under Trump"
By Ted Hesson, Tim Reid and Jana Winter
published November 27, 2025 2:07 PM EST
It is annotated with a quote attributed to @COVIE_93 (platform unspecified):
"Turns out the only person who is actually releasing criminals into the country is Donald Trump."
#alt4you: four photos of bovines with horn shapes described by different equations:
y = constant
y = x²
y = x³
y = cos x
@NiwlCraft might be a bit long but i feel like xkcd alts usually are 😅 #alt4you an edit of xkcd 2347 "dependency" showing a perilous stack of blocks of varying sizes, labeled "all modern digital infrastructure" some specific elements are also labeled
at the bottom, a single incredibly narrow block is holding up the entire stack, which is labeled with a photo of a shark chewing on an under-sea network cable,
above that a wide and flat block is labeled "linux foundation",
on which two narrow blocks labeled "DNS" rest on each edge
above that, two blocks are labeled cloudflare and AWS as well as another narrow block labeled "unpaid open source developers"
about 1/3 the way up the stack, a crank jack labeled AI is wedging the entire top of the stack over, which is about to collapse
a final block has been propelled from out of frame towards a series of many smaller blocks labeled "whatever microsoft is doing"
at the bottom, a single incredibly narrow block is holding up the entire stack, which is labeled with a photo of a shark chewing on an under-sea network cable,
above that a wide and flat block is labeled "linux foundation",
on which two narrow blocks labeled "DNS" rest on each edge
above that, two blocks are labeled cloudflare and AWS as well as another narrow block labeled "unpaid open source developers"
about 1/3 the way up the stack, a crank jack labeled AI is wedging the entire top of the stack over, which is about to collapse
a final block has been propelled from out of frame towards a series of many smaller blocks labeled "whatever microsoft is doing"
@plazi_species [Image description: a gorgeous iridescent metallic blue-and-green chalcidoid wasp, legs folded in death pose. Its abdomen is squat with two "cat ear"-like dorsal anterior points like an Araneus orbweaver's abdomen; its thorax is bulky and has a pebbled texture. It has short antennae and there is a process or protrusion on its face that, in profile, gives it the appearance of a nose.] #Alt4You
@plazi_species [Image description: a light brown amblypygid, a spiderlike arachnid with thin laterigrade legs (the second pair modified into whiplike antenna-like appendages) and paddle-like grabby pedipalps, on a red-brown background.] #Alt4You
#ALT4you Photo of Miriam Margolyes at the top. Text below it reads : "I'm Jewish and I've never hidden that...but I don't in my heart believe that Israel should have been brought into being because in order for it to be brought into being, other people had their lives and their lands taken away from them"
@anae #Alt4You in English:
A grey wall with a block of 3 switches, and a fire extinguisher, which has a black stylized painting or decal around it of a thin person with long hair, possibly a woman, doing scuba diving as if the extinguisher was her oxygen tank, going up and doing an OK gesture with the raised left hand.
"würde Deutschland sehr viel schneller an die Wand fahren, **als wir es heute tun**." (Hr. Stihl, meine Hervorhebung)
Diese Spitze gegen den #ZweiteWahlKanzler und sein Schreckenskabinett der Inkompetenz ist die Kirsche auf dem Sahnehäubchen.
Darauf ein begeistertes Kettensägengeräusch.
Sollte ich einmal eine Asphaltsäge oder Heckenschere oder so benötigen...
P.S.:
#ALT4you
Illustrationsphoto aus der SZ: Herr Stihl im Anzug im Hof eines modernen Zweckgebäudes. Auf das Bild ist der Text seines Zitats sowie sein Name und seine Funktion, Aufsichtsratschef der Fa. Stihl, gesetzt.
@bob @futurebird Illustrations of vehicles showing how far in front typical 5yo and 3yo kids need to be to be seen by the driver of the vehicle
The Abrams tank has better visibility than the passenger trucks listed ( Chevy Silverado, Ford F250, Dodge Ram Power Wagon, and GMC Sierra )
The tank driver can see the kids closer to the vehicle so seems less likely to overlook them and run them over
Illustration doesn't show why kids might be playing in front of an army tank
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