"The Teaching of the Camel, #attributed to St. Cygnus the Silent, states that you must cast the camel from your own eye before you try to remove the camel in anyone else's eye."
"That has to be wrong. It's that it's harder for a rich man to get into heaven than it is for a camel to get through the eye of a needle, right?"
"Nope: It's camels in your eyes. Scholars think by 'camel' St. Cygnus meant 'sleep'--that crud you have in your eye when you wake up."