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2025-12-03

>>Satire - Immunocompromised Patient Feels Safer Knowing Nurse's Chin is Safe From COVID & Other COmmunicable Diseases [ pic of nurse drinking with mask around chin - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-12-03

a plant and then it says 'it's okay if all you did (today crossed out) this year was survive.' - pic of plant with petals fallen off
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2025-12-02

Chronic illness will show you two things very clearly: The amazing compassion of some people you hardly know at all, and the disgusting selfishness of some people you thought you knew very well. -Patrick Plum- FIBRO [2 hands reaching for eachother]
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2025-12-02

The best thing a therapist ever told me is "you're not lazy, you only have a certain amount of energy and right now you're using it all to survive". I know someone else needs to hear that too.'
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2025-12-02

Here's what I mean when i say i have a chronic illness - It's not "just being tired" it's a daily endurance test. •My symptoms don't clock out when do. |wake up already managing a full-time job: my body. Every simple task takes planning, pacing, and energy math. .' learned resilience the hard way choice. .I'm surviving something invisible, every single day. through pain, not Why? Chronic illness means living with long-term symptoms that don't ס' away" they fluctuate, overlap, and demand constant management. It's not a mindset. t's reality.‎
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2025-12-02

Me: Please, can we not do this today? Immune System: Oh, we're absolutely doing this today.
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2025-12-01

Laura Elliott @Tiny...the fun thing you learn when you have a chronic illness is there's really no such thing as mind over matter in the way healthy people extent think it. you can to an distract yourself from some symptoms, but once you get sick you realise you can't actually will your body to work
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2025-11-30

nightmarekilljoy on tumblr - I don't understand why I need to put my health aside for everyone else to be comfortable. I am uncomfortable every day of my life. You can deal with a few minutes of discomfort. No I don't care that you think my problems are disgusting. -Amber (she/they/it/star/shine/rot) star/
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2025-11-29

This quote is everything

"the courage it took to get get out of bed each morning to face the same things over and over was enormous." -Charles Bukowski
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2025-11-29

@chronicnotebook - That chronically ill person you know has probably never answered a "how are you" honestly. They probably told you "it is what it is", laughed and trivialised their pain because their real answer was long, traumatising and and intense and they didn't want to make you uncomfortable.
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2025-11-28


'Some doctors dismiss conditions they do not understand or can not help with a pill. They feel if they can not fix it than it does not exist. If this happens to you find a less egotistical doctor Fibrotv.com
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2025-11-28

What is a chronic illness It's like your whole body threw a party and didn't invite you. And all you want to to do is sleep. And the party never ends. And more people keep showing up. And when you call the cops to make a noise complaint, their suggestion is to to start doing yoga
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2025-11-28

@annaecook.bsky.social - Therapist: instead of being mad at your body how can you be grateful? Me: Dear body, thank you for responding to all stress by *checks notes* activating multiple autoimmune conditions and physically hurting me. I appreciate the inability to eat and the constant pooping. Love, Anna
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2025-11-27

Survival mode is supposed to be a phase that helps save your life. It is not meant to be how you live. -Michele Rosenthal
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2025-11-26

thoradvice - 25% is better than 0% trying a little is better than not trying at all. eating a protein bar is better than nothing. using dry dry shampoo is better than not showering. cleaning one section of your room or house is better than not cleaning any of it. writing a paragraph of your essay is better than not starting it. whatever you can manage today is okay. you can try again tomorrow. little steps are to be proud of
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2025-11-26

thatchronicfeeling - 'Fake It Till You Make It' Doesn't Work With Chronic Illness Instead, the options are: - "Fake It Till You Are So ill You Can't Get Out Of Bed" - "Fake It Till You Have A Flare" - "Fake it . You Have A Flare, Continue To Fake It Till You're Hospitalised" OR - "Accept That You Have One Or More Chronic linesses, Adapt Accordingly And Look After Yourself"
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2025-11-25

@spoonfulofhan - one of the most terrifying feelings as a chronically ill and disabled person is not knowing when you can trust a medical professional
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2025-11-25

autoimmune

proud owner of a useless immune system - on etsy.com/shop/chronicillnesstees or redbubble.com/people/chronicillnesst
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2025-11-25

I'm really sorry that my chronic illness is such an inconvenience for you, but have you considered that maybe, just maybe, it is infinitely more inconvenient for me?
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2025-11-25

>>Satire - Local Woman Insists chronic illness hasn't changed her personality at all; demonstrates by shrinking from sunlight [pic of vampire woman hissing] mybodyistryingtokillme.com

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