#badPun

PierreThePachyderm CalTheBatPierreThePachyderm@pixelfed.social
2025-11-11
lachlan slowly taming rustlachlan
2025-11-01

Oliver was rolling his own crypto. His tech lead looked concerned at the code, and yelled at Oliver 'Your code stinks!'

He couldn't get over Ollie's Factor-y issues.

Botober Day 8: ground mayonnaise
ga2so.com/blog/wp-content/uplo

I blame the bad drawing and weak pun on post COVID/flu vaccination symptoms. I’m glad that excuse came up when I needed it!

I blame the bad drawing and weak pun on post COVID/flu vaccination symptoms. I’m glad that excuse came up when I needed it!

ga2so.com/blog/2025/10/08/boto
#badPun #botober #drawing #kitchen

A lame line drawing of a messy kitchen. Text reads "Welcome to another edition of AMERICA'S MESSIEST KITCHEN!" A blob on the floor is labelled "GROUND MAYONNAISE." A blob on the ceiling is labeled "ceiling sauce." A bag against the wall is labeled "wall flour." The bag is saying "it has its perks." labels at the bottom read "BOTOBER 25 8: GROUND MAYONNAISE"
2025-10-01

Am I too late for #NationalCoffeeDay? -- Or should I say, am I too "latte" for it? 😉

Sorry... #BadPun .

(I fell asleep early Tuesday evening in the recliner, so this week's #HootinTootinTuesday is on a Wednesday morning. My apologies for the delay.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Sleeping #Sleepctober #Coffee #Caffeine #BadPuns #DadJoke #DadJokes #Caffeinated #Sleep #Puns #Pun #Punsters

Photo of a coffeehouse and bakery. Three paper cups of different sizes are standing on top of the glass baked goods display, each with writing on it. The smallest cup reads "Slept eight to ten hours." The middle cup reads, "Slept five to seven hours." The largest cup reads, "What is sleep?"
2025-09-29
2025-09-29
lachlan slowly taming rustlachlan
2025-09-19

What did Gotye say when he found an old container of his mother's breast milk?

"That was just a latte that I used to grow"

2025-09-09

After I left my job at the nuclear plant, I used my old uniform for target practice. It was like shooting fission apparel. #pun #badpun #dadjokes

2025-08-22

@ApostateEnglishman speaking of square wheels: did you know that triangular wheels are better than square ones? Because they cause one less bump per revolution ☝️
#badpun

2025-08-18
Andrew C (OSM mode)achadwick@en.osm.town
2025-08-14

Didn't realise these places were so common. And incidentally, would "StovoCorp" be a good name for one? 🖖

#OpenStreetMap #BadPun

Pavement sign for a place that sells stoves or fireplaces
Kät´n´Toots (she/her)KathyKahner
2025-08-08

Da ja die neue Staffel verfügbar ist, nutze ich verwegen den Algorithmus und schieb euch nochmal die unter. Schließlich geht es um die famose .

Zuri (he/him) ❌️👑 🕐 CETshaedrich@mastodon.online
2025-07-23

Warum sagen wir "Nebelkerze" und nicht "Ausräucherstäbchen"?

#dadJokes #dadJoke #badPun #badPuns #wordPlay

2025-07-12

My Dad, my brother and I have a WhatsApp group for arranging drinks, called "Beerdies". That spawned this sketch last May, and I finally got around to painting it.

Not sure I captured the bemused, silent judging look that bearded dragons seem very good at.

#mastoArt #digitalArt #beardedDragons #badPun

Three anthropomorphic bearded dragons sitting at a bar counter with pints of stout. One has a khaki jumper/shirt, the second wears red, and the third wears white.An ink sketch of three anthropomorphic bearded dragons sitting at a counter with pints.
Kät´n´Toots (she/her)KathyKahner
2025-07-04

with the parrots of the Caribbean, only it's not a parrot.

Level 98 🇺🇦level98
2025-07-01

@Edmonds_Scanner If the dilapidated mansion was on the Orkney Islands it would indeed be going with the (Scapa) flow.

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