I don’t think you’re supposed to laugh with, let alone at, a film about Jesus Christ. Jesus (1999) didn’t just make me chuckle; it made me snigger, which feels even more wrong.
#FilmCriticism #Jesus1999 #MovieReview #TVMiniseries #PopCulture #BiblicalCinema #Apocrypha #CinemaHistory #JeremySisto #GaryOldman #TheologyAndFilm #BadMovies #CultCinema #MediaStudies
https://pablohoneyfish.wordpress.com/2025/10/30/jesus-apocrypha-for-the-small-screen/

Bikini Hackers Review - Lugcast Clips Ep 248

https://nightshift.minnix.dev/w/hHJSyBSXiFngQvPbbdxvZW

Patty Mullen as Frankenhooker (1990) What's your favorite moment from this classic film?

https://lemmy.world/post/37541616

Original Sin quickly collapses into the expected double and triple crosses, smoke and mirrors, shock and awe — in one word, bullshit.
#FilmReview #MovieRant #OriginalSin #AngelinaJolie #AntonioBanderas #BadMovies #CinemaCrime #FilmCriticism #MovieNightFail #SoBadItsBad
https://pablohoneyfish.wordpress.com/2025/09/18/original-sin/

This one is everything it says it is and everything it should be. #badmovies

The Legend of Bigfoot (1975) is one of the most often cited examples of a “bad” Bigfoot movie from the 1970s. #bigfoot #badmovies https://bigfootbeat.blog/post/793573018199867392/the-legend-of-bigfoot-1975

Endangered Species looks like the species it purports to depict — all of which belong to the genus computatrum generatae — have already gone extinct.
#FilmReview #EcoThriller #BadMovies #ConservationCinema #CGIFail #EndangeredSpecies #PoachingAwareness #CinemaSins
https://ninetypercentcrapmoviereviews.wordpress.com/2025/08/31/endangered-species-2/

I don't understand "black tanktop" vanity films, rather than casting my dumpy self as an action hero, I'm gonna use all the budget to hire somebody who looks like Lee Pace to play me, name and all.

#bmovie #badmovies #movies #films #cinema

If as many people as I see on social media are watching The War of the Worlds Ice Cube due to fascination with how bad it is and how it could have been made, it honestly might justify its existence cause I doubt the budget was much when the third best known actor in the film is Agent Coulson.

#cinema #movies #bmovie #badmovies #film

🎬 Ebony and Ivory (2024) takes two music legends and turns them into unrecognizable caricatures — minus the music, minus the parody, minus the laughs.
#FilmReview #MovieCritic #EbonyAndIvory #PaulMcCartney #StevieWonder #ParodyFail #BadMovies #CultCinema #JimHosking #MusicLegends
https://ninetypercentcrapmoviereviews.wordpress.com/2025/08/13/ebony-and-ivory-the-beginning-of-the-end-of-credibility-again/

Stumbled upon a great documentary on Amazon called “The Conquerer: Hollywood Fallout”. It’s about an epic produced by Howard Hughes starring John Wayne as Ghengis Khan shot downwind from the Nuclear tests and the resultant horrors from the fallout and all the feel good propaganda from the time and all relevant to today. If any of that interests you take a look. (I have no connection to the film) #movies #documentaries #RacialMiscasting #science #health #BadMovies

Night Carnage follows a werewolf who goes out — and sometimes sleeps with — strangers, blogs about it, and insists she isn’t a hooker. The werewolf part is the most believable thing about her.
#NightCarnage #WerewolfFail #HorrorReview #BadMovies #FilmCritique #MidnightHowl
https://ninetypercentcrapmoviereviews.wordpress.com/2025/08/10/night-carnage/

‎My son is a curator of #badmovies. This is his visual countdown of the worst 100. I take his opinions seriously. He has #StarWars Last Jedi as the worst movie he's ever seen lololol

The Lord Bootyquake Search for the Worst, a list of films by lord_bootyquake https://letterboxd.com/lord_bootyquake/list/the-lord-bootyquake-search-for-the-worst/

The Order promises a wild blend of historical farce, action, and religious satire but instead delivers JCVD in full schlock mode, missed comedic gold, and a baffling Hasidic disguise chase.
#JeanClaudeVanDamme #TheOrder #CultClassics #BadMovies #CinemaFails #ReligiousSatire #CharltonHeston #ActionMovies
https://ninetypercentcrapmoviereviews.wordpress.com/2022/11/10/the-order/

I am 43 seconds into the latest War of the Worlds movie.

I've already seen ads for Spotify, Windows (10), GitHub, WhatsApp, Teams...

And it just keeps going!

Edit: Conclusion at https://social.treehouse.systems/@krutonium/114968662774353190

I recommend reading the thread for an idea of the movie though.

#BadMovies #Watching #livecommentary

@joncruz but if you can enjoy a bad movie (like "The Asylum" bad) I really can recommend it:
it´s so horribly directed, shot, edited and acted ... it will make you laugh, cry and feeling sick all at the same time ;)

#IceCube #WarOfTheWorlds #BadMovies

Does anybody know of any peertube channels that review and make fun of bad movies? #peertube #badmovies

Watching a 1980s Agatha Christie #movie. "Ordeal By Innocence" which was quite poorly rated.

But it's got Donald Sutherland and Christopher Plummer in it, which is pretty cool. Plus a funky Dave Brubeck sound track that's rather over the top.

Related to its poor rating is that it's a Cannon Films/Golan & Globus production, which I recall from the '80s as pumping out endless schlocky junk. lol

#AgathaChristie #golanGlobas #badMovies

#Travel #Photography #Cruise #SciFi #BadMovies #RugbyLeague #NFL #Patriots #MST3K #Architecture #Brutalism #ArtDeco #Science #Astronomy #Archaeology #History #Portsmouth

Ignore this post. I need to pin my bio hashtags in a post because the bio links frustratingly break out of the advanced web view in this Mastodon build and they're my shortcut way of browsing posts. Hoping they fix this in a later build.

Sex sells, but apparently it also writes poetry. The Laureate reduces Robert Graves to a horny cipher and Laura Riding to a succubus, skipping literary rigor for foggy morning softcore. A must-miss for anyone who’s ever read a book.
#TheLaureate #LauraRiding #RobertGraves #LiteraryBiopics #Modernism #FilmCriticism #WriterMovies #BadMovies #PeriodDrama #PoetryOnFilm #HornyForTheCanon #DefendDefenestration #HallmarkKeats
https://ninetypercentcrapmoviereviews.wordpress.com/2022/11/09/the-laureate/