🗓️ This Day in History – September 6
1522 – 'Victoria' completes the first circumnavigation of the globe
Magellan just worked for BigRound—
same crew as BigVax, BigClimate, BigMoon,
and BigAnythingThatInterruptsTheseCommercials.
There’s no edge to fall off
if you never left the center.
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