#bikemekanik

2025-08-21

My old boss would have loved this.

I could have billed that #sexist guy an extra £85ph. No, £95, because for some reason, despite paying us for a puncture repair, he still insisted on taking off the rear wheel before I even got the bike into the workshop. Even after I told him to leave it, because he is actually making my job harder. Then insisted on putting the bike into the stand, thereby getting in my way, and probably with the intention of doing the work. Until I told him to please let me do it and wait outside. "Are you sure?" Yes, it's my freaking job. It's what you LITERALLY JUST PAID US TO DO. I mean, fine if you wanna pay us for YOU to do all the labour. What a muppet! 😆

#bikemekanik

WORKSHOP LABOUR RATES
MONDAY - SATURDAY £40 PER HOUR

EXCEPTIONS

IF YOU WATCH 
£60 PER HOUR

IF YOU OFFER ADVICE
£75 PER HOUR

IF YOU HELP
£85 PER HOUR

IF YOU OR YOUR MATE HAD A GO FIRST
£95 PER HOUR

IF YOU OR YOUR MATE HAD A GO FIRST AND DIDN’T TELL US
£125 PER HOUR

IF YOU SAW IT ON THE INTERNET AND THOUGHT IT LOOKED EASY
£150 PER HOUR

EXTRAS

IF YOU WALK THROUGH THE WORKSHOP
£2 EACH WAY
DAY TICKETS AVAILABLE

IF YOU STAND STILL IN THE WORKSHOP FOR MORE THAN 15 MINS, YOU WILL BE GIVEN A JOB
UNPAID
2025-07-19

So today was my last day as a #bikemechanic 😢

It got emotional. It's really sad that we had to close, all because of council bureaucracy. I really hope my boss can set up a new shop sometime soon. Loads of customers came to bid him a farewell. It's a great loss for the cycling community.

Still. It's been a great experience and I'm truly grateful I had the time there.

#bikemekanik

2025-07-13

I found our chart! We're packing up as we're closing down next week. This turned up so I snapped a few pics of it for posterity.

#gearhangers #madison #bikemekanik #bikerepair #cycling #bikes

Madison b2b chart showing their selection of gear hangers. There are too many to count.Close up of one section, where you can see how close in appearance they can be. We have to go through this, because the part needs to fit exactly into the frame. Even a slight deviation will stop it fitting.
2025-06-21

Oho! Look! The mechanical hero has spoken! Anyone who says to align the valve with the brand is objectively wrong! My homie Calvin has decreed it.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=eqR6nlZN

PS I met #CalvinJones and HE asked for MY autograph! He's so cool!

#ParkTool #bikemekanik #bikerepair #puncturerepair

Screenshot from a park tool video. "to make it easier to find teh tyre's pressure recommendations when inflating,"Second screenshot "try to line up the valve with the recommendations on the tyre"
2025-06-19

Looks like my days as a bike mechanic are numbered. It seems that having a store room with a separate entrance counts as having two businesses. The higher business rates will put my boss out of business.

To be honest, I'm planning on moving out of London as soon as I have everything figured out, but it really sucks for my boss and his family. It's just a small business with him and two part time employees. I would also like to be able to keep my job as long as I'm here!

From what I can tell, the laws are outdated and don't take into account modular buildings, where the only option is to have a separate entrance for the store room. So it counts as two businesses and we're screwed. If he had a bigger building, he'd get to stay on the lower rate. It's a stupid rule. So much for the council wanting to support smaller businesses.

gov.uk/business-rates-valuatio

Any #uklawyers here know if it's worth contesting? My boss doesn't think he has much chance. I told him to get free legal advice, but he hasn't yet.

#legaladviceuk #bikemekanik #bikes #bikerepair

2025-06-13

Btw I didn't come up with idea this myself. I'm not that bright. My boss told me to do it once and I was like 💡 wow! That's such a good idea!

Because in my previous job, we'd always be having to pump up people's tyres and waste time rotating the wheel to find the pressure, especially where the info had worn down or it was one of those silly manufacturers who only puts it on one side. Whereas this way, just look for the valve and it's right there!

#bikemekanik #bikerepair

2025-05-11

I swear, some people. I had a customer come in needing a tube replacement. For some reason, he felt the need to try to take the rear wheel off himself while the bike was on the ground. Then he tried to put it back in, he clearly didn't know what he was doing. I said, please just leave it as we have to take it out for the repair anyway. He asked if I was sure. I said yes. Then he insisted on following me to the workshop holding the bike. I'm thinking, who's doing the repair, what exactly is he paying us for? Then he kept holding onto the bike as I was trying to get it into the stand and saying he was going to help me. I said, please leave it, it's fine, come back in about half an hour. Because he was just making it harder to get into the stand. He kept saying he will help me. I said, please leave it and we'll let you know when it's done. He said, really? I said, yes, I do this by myself all the time. That surprised him enough to make him go back out.

You know 100% he would not have done all this malarkey if it had been my boss doing the repair. Then of course my boss had to make a joke about me being aggressive and how he could hear me shouting at the customer from outside 😆 I mean, come on, dude was literally trying to stop me doing my job.

#bikemekanik #sexismatwork

2025-05-04

Protip: when replacing a wheel after a tyre or tube change, align the tyre so that the pressure info is above the valve. If you're getting someone else to work on your tyre or tube, ask them to do this!

It seems so obvious, but it's not standard practice. It just makes it so easier to find the recommended pressure when someone brings their bike in for an air top up.

Happy news, I often struggle with the narrow tyres, like the 25cs or Marathon Pluses, and usually need my boss to help, but I did several tube replacements yesterday without help!

#bikemekanik #cycling #biketips #bikerepair #bikemechanic #punctures #bikes

A close up showing the recommended tyre pressure info over the valve on a bike tyre
2025-04-27

@MatthewNewell @skinnylatte mostly it's satisfying, but occasionally (usually when the wheel is has multiple little wobbles) I get really bad motion sickness! 😅

#bikemekanik

2025-03-29

1. C Bear.
It's like poetry, it rhymes.

2. My boss said I did a really good job on the bar tape yesterday! I studied from my homie #CalvinJones (did I tell you I've spoken to him? In person? I have, you know.).

m.youtube.com/watch?v=5MzIiv7p

I had my notes and screenshots all in my book this time (that Calvin signed).

So my studying paid off!

3. I got a £20 tip from a customer for PDI'ing their bikes.

#bikemekanik #bartape #bikerepair

The bottom bracket shell (?) of a carbon bike saying C Bear. I think it means ceramic bearings?My finished bar tape on a road bike.
2025-03-23

We had a customer in who insisted he had to talk to the owner about the issues with his bike.

So when my boss came back from his break, I told him and he got really annoyed. The customer came back a little later, and told my boss the issues. My boss got really annoyed and said couldn't the customer tell me that himself? And he mentioned an incident with his previous mechanic in the old place. The customer insisted on making the boss come up for a second opinion because he didn't trust the (female) mechanic's quote. So my boss told him the exact same thing the mechanic told him, and added a tenner to the quote for wasting his time! 😆

So now I know my boss has hired at least two female mechanics before me (one of them was the lady with us at the bike show. I do wish my boss would tell me how he knows a person when he introduces them!).

You know, I've experienced general bullying, racial abuse and religious abuse, but the only time I've experienced overt #sexism is in my current industry.

In my previous job, I'd frequently be ignored by male customers who would walk past me and look for a man. Once, both I and a female colleague asked a customer if he needed help, he blanked up both, went to a male colleague and was promptly told, "ask one of the two ladies there."

Once I had a customer completely ignore me, then actually walk into the back room. I ran after him and told him he can't just walk into staff areas. He said he needed help. I said I asked you twice if you need help, I could have helped you. When he did eventually get the male member of staff he so desired, he decided to shout at him as well. "Why are you asking be what's wrong with my bike! You're paid to do it! Why don't you tell me!"

I bet when he goes to the doctor, he just sits there refusing to tell the doctor what's wrong.

Later I told one of my homies and he gave him a lecture, and when I said" yes, actually I'm a technician and I could help you if you didn't ignore me", he basically talked over me. I told him, "You're literally ignoring me when I'm talking to you!" He didn't learn. I think women are just invisible to him.

Once I was helping a male customer choose accessories as he was planning on starting to cycle to work. There was another male customer looking towards us. He then asked the CUSTOMER if he can help him. I said, he isn't staff. The second customer ignored me and again asked my customer for help. When the customer said he doesn't work there and that I'm the staff member, he walked off to the till to my male colleague.

Once I was actually building a bike, and a lady came up to the till area asking if someone can help her choose a bike. The supervisor was busy doing admin stuff on the till, so I got up and said I can help. The lady then said, I mean I need someone who knows about bikes.

I WAS LITERALLY BUILDING A BIKE FFS.

Instead I said, yes I know about bikes and went on to show her our range and help her choose the best bike for her. At the end, she's like, you really know a lot about bikes... but of course you do, you work here!

I'm used to men patronising me, but it was a bit weird getting sexism from a female customer. She was fine at the end though. So at least I got a teachable moment out of that.

There was an interview in the trade magazine where a female mechanic had a customer who expressed surprise at seeing a female mechanic. And she thought, he was going to say something about how it's a pleasant surprise or something, instead he said she should do the repair for free since she's a woman.

#bikemekanik #bikerepair #bikeindustry #sexismatwork #mechanics

2025-03-15

I did my first brake bleed yesterday!

#bikemekanik

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2025-03-10

For those who don't know what this is about, or wonder why you can't fit one that's close enough, my homie, (HE asked for MY autograph!) explains;

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ADqYtUNp

Silver ArrowsSilverArrows
2025-03-09

If the can make laws forcing phone manufacturers to standardise their chargers, then can they make laws forcing manufacturers to standardise and limit the types of gear hanger?

Yes, this chart is a real thing.

Yes, we have to go through this when replacing a broken gear hanger.

A chart showing all gear hangers, over 200 different types, some with just the smallest of variations.
Silver ArrowsSilverArrows
2025-02-22

Mechanics Gloves
muc-off.com/products/mechanics

Has anyone used these? I work as a trainee bike mechanic and I'm wondering if it's worth investing in these. I used to use the Skytec Ninja Lite gloves in my last job, but they'd only last a few weeks before getting holes. How long would these last if used for 2x8 hour shifts a week? Any other recommendations for gloves?
Thanks!

@cycling

Silver ArrowsSilverArrows
2025-02-14

is such a cool guy! He's so chill and friendly! He makes YOU feel like the celeb!

Silver ArrowsSilverArrows
2025-02-14

I met today! He's so super nice!

Silver ArrowsSilverArrows
2025-02-09

I wonder if I'll get to meet him at the bike show!

A tacky WordArt image of Calvin Jones from ParkTool
Silver ArrowsSilverArrows
2025-01-19

The high limit trick is what you taught me, @CurryGoat! I wish they showed these during the PDI course. The noise thing is new to me. I've actually been able to do derailleur fits with cable change and calibration unassisted though.

How to Adjust a Rear Derailleur – Limit Screws & Indexing - YouTube
m.youtube.com/watch?v=UkZxPIZ1

Silver ArrowsSilverArrows
2025-01-17

Today I was doing a full drivetrain clean, so I had to take off the crank, chain and both derailleurs and put them in the parts washer. My boss waited until I got to the end and I had the rear derailleur, chain and crank back on the bike.

And then he watched the tiny little cogs in my brain whir as I picked up the front derailleur and was I like, But hang on though 🤔

And my boss was like yep, I was waiting to see how long before you realised!

Bunny level: 🐇🐇🐇

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