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It's #SleepyCreepy time again!
Nr. 9!
#sleepycreepy #dark #darkart #Horror #scaryart #scary #surreal #surrealistart #schwarzerhumor #blackhumor #blackhumour #creepyart #creepy

Sleeppy Creepy steht inmitten eines ägyptischen Tempels umringt von Mumien mit leuchtend roten Augen, die sich an den Händen halten. An den Wänden sieht man Hieroglyphen und im Vordergrund Vasen, Gerippe und Totenschädel.

Ein Gedicht von Sleeppy Creepy, das die Szene im Tempel veranschaulicht.

“Advent Sunday: hope we don’t sing ‘Oh Come, Oh Come, Emmanuel!’ again - it’s been done to death!”
“Spoilers!”

#jokeoftheday #theologicalhumour #blackhumour

Israel wants the aid flotilla to hand over their cargo to it, laughably claiming it will promptly deliver it to Gaza. #Sumud #BlackHumour

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6uybbvnd3pfjh5oztjngzdss/post/3lznbxo4swk2r

#BlackHumour #humor

Screenshot of a Twitter popst by Doc @DocAtCDI

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.

“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.

I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”

The officer in charge exploded.

“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face.

“See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.”

Then I went back to my chores.

About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast.

It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.

So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:

“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

Am I tilted? Is this Gutter $Humour?

#TheWho #Tommy #rock #Music #RogerDaltry #BlackHumour #Humor #Humor

The European Union boasts of Israeli recognition of its standards, and no irony detected. #BlackHumour

EU commissioner hails Israeli Minister over recognition of EU standards

Balcony in Næstved, Denmark. Spending too much time in the strong sun …? 😂 #balcony #skeleton #blackhumour #blackhumor

Surprisingly we did not lose any doors or other parts of the airplane.. #boeing #blackhumour

Dad, can we launch ballistic missiles to South Korea for my birthday?
😂😂😂

#NorthKorea #blackhumour

I made this picture yesterday after feeling a bit overwhelmed by all the coughing in a local shopping centre #BlackHumour

The family that coughs together... Recovers together OR NOT #MaskUp #CovidlsNotOver

Sorry about the level of my #humor tonight! 😂 #blackhumor #blackhumour #darkhumor

Death needs to chill sometimes too! #BlackHumour #photography #Montreal

Person with black hood & clothes in a lounge chair, on a colourful patio, photo taken from above.

When the respective worlds of disruptive climate #activism and #therapy meet, pt2 😄

My friend (and all this is by her consent) started psychotherapy some months ago. this is after a session that seemed to lack structure. i was sharing my experiences too.

humour and friends are just wonderful things! 💛

as is climate movement

#police #CivilDisobedience #ClimateCrisis #ExtinctionRebellion #Friends #humour #BlackHumour

pt 1 here:

https://hypercube.masto.host/@outi/110118752131453444

Bank error in your favour, collect $0.01

Do I need independent tax advice, that’s what’s worrying me. Luckily I don’t have $2,999,999.99 in my super.

#BlackHumour #SeriouslyCommBank #WhichBank

A letter from Commonwealth Bank apologising for a system error that overcharged me one cent, which is being refunded. They suggest I may need to seek independent tax advice.

For the first time in my life, I have entered one of those morbid (but disturbingly popular) online Celebrity Death Pool games, where people have to list 20 (in my comp anyway) celebrities/politicans/sports stars/high profile people they think will die in the following year. My list has a slight Aussie flavour, but also a couple of names I wouldn’t mind seeing bumbed in 2023 #DeathList #DeathPool #BlackHumour