#blasphemy

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-02-27

Cat's foot, iron claw
Neurosurgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
Twenty-first century schizoid man

Blood rack, barbed wire
Politicians' funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
Twenty-first century schizoid man

Death seed, blind man's greed
Poets' starving, children bleed
Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty-first century schizoid man

King Crimson - 21st Century Schizoid Man
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-02-26

Swing low, sweet chariot
Comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot
Comin' for to carry me home

#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-02-23

Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

Ozzy Osborne - Crazy Train 🚂
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-02-22

For the night is dark, and full of terrors.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-02-21

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.

John Milton - Paradise Lost
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-02-20
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Sinstress hemlockSinstresshemlock
2026-02-19

Went to the new metaphysical shop that is less than a mile away for the second time in 3 days. Did I spend $100 between the two visits yes are you paying also yes 👏🏻

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-02-19

Down in the depths of my fiery home
The summons bell will chime
Tempting you and all the Earth to join our sinful kind
There is a job to be done, and I'm the one
You people make me do it
Now it is time for your fate and I won't hesitate
To pull you down into this pit
So come on
Jump in the fire
So come on
Jump in the fire

Metallica - Jump In The Fire
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Sinstress hemlockSinstresshemlock
2026-02-18

Taking today OFF had the most Intense spontaneous session with bucket list items were achieved bed toppers were obliterated. They were obliterated ☠️
I need to now destroy the evidence 😈

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-02-18

In the afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay

Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-02-17

Wrong on so many different levels.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-02-16

Cry Havoc!, and let slip the toast toasted round side down.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-02-15

Kill the spirits
and you'll be blinded
And the end is always the same
Play with fire
you burn your fingers
And lose your hold of the flame

It's over, it's done
The end has begun
If you listen to fools
The mob rules

Black Sabbath - The Mob Rules
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-02-14

Touching the touchstone. 🙄 It's not helping.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-02-13

🎶 Tra la la
Lala la la
Tra la la 🎵
Lala la la
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-02-12
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2026-02-12

The chihuahua of blasphemy!

#chihuahua #blasphemy

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-02-11

Morning rituals fail to pacify the beast raging within me.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

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2026-02-10
Bloodred – Colours of Pain Review By Mark Z.

Seeing an album described as “blackened death metal” almost always gets my juices flowing. The problem with that tag, however, is that it can mean anything from weird avant-garde blackened dissodeath (yuck) to Christcrushing necronuclear Blasphemy-worshipping goat metal (fukk yeah!!). But Bloodred are neither of those things. This German band is technically a duo but is really more like the solo project of vocalist, guitarist, and bassist Ron Merz, who’s been enlisting the talents of drummer Joris Nijenhuis (ex-Atrocity, ex-Leaves’ Eyes) since the band’s first releases back in the mid-2010s. I admittedly hadn’t heard of these guys when I saw their name crop up in our promo bin, but I decided to give their back catalog a whirl when I saw Amon Amarth was tagged as a similar artist on Encyclopedia Metallum. It turns out that comparison isn’t entirely off the mark, as the group’s three prior albums generally do sound like a band capitalizing on Amon Amarth’s more epic moments while increasing the black metal influence and stripping away a lot of the melody.

With fourth album Colours of Pain, Ron has again kept himself within the blackened death sphere, this time by producing what’s essentially a modern black metal album that still contains enough variety and heavier flourishes to keep it from being trapped solely within that genre’s confines. Roughly half the songs here are similar to the opener, “Ashes,” which faintly recalls Satyricon in how it bobs forward on rocking rhythms that support Ron’s wretched, raspy growls and headnod-worthy riffs. The song is a decent tune with guitar-work that’s clear and assertive, if somewhat unremarkable. Of the other songs in this style, “Mindvirus” and the closer, “Resist,” are the best of the bunch, with snappy mid-tempo drumming and catchy, “riding to war” riffs that are sure to earn them a spot on my future jogging playlists. In much of the record’s second half, things drift more into post-black metal territory, with tracks like “Death Machine” using slightly slower passages, flashes of melody, and high-register guitars to conjure the melodrama of stuff like Woods of Desolation.

On paper, Colours of Pain seems to be a pretty diverse set of songs. Yet, somehow, it still comes across as oddly homogenous. In part, this issue may be caused by Joris’s drumming: While I enjoy the man’s beats, I wouldn’t call his performance particularly dynamic, with much of the album cruising pleasantly along at a similar tempo. As a result, many of the songs end up having a similar overall feel, even when the underlying riffing is quite different. The blame is not solely his, however. While Ron employs some decent riffs here, he never delivers anything that truly grabs you by the balls, resulting in an album that requires a decent amount of undivided attention to reveal its charms. The production has a clear and balanced sound that reminds me of Art of Propaganda signees like Harakiri for the Sky, which works for Bloodred’s style but exacerbates the album’s homogeneity a bit by coming across just a touch too loud and clean for me.

Despite these shortcomings, Colours of Pain remains an enjoyable release overall, and its highlights become increasingly apparent with repeated listens. The title track, for instance, shifts between a nice shuffling, mid-tempo riff and more traditional black metal hammering, resulting in a cool song that sounds something like a socially-conscious version of Belphegor. “Heretics” is another good cut, featuring an odd sidewinding riff and a particularly combative tremolo line. The backing operatic vocals in “Winds of Oblivion” and the climax of “Ashes” are also a nice touch, with the former track also serving as one of the album’s only true “slow” songs (making it a perfect lead-up to the boisterous closer, “Resist”).

Colours of Pain is the type of album that you can put on for any extreme metal fan, and while they may not love it, they almost certainly won’t hate it. Although initial impressions suggest an album that’s too inoffensive for its own good, repeat listens reveal a record with enough quality ideas and variety to keep it from being just extreme metal elevator music. What’s more, a perusal of Bloodred’s website shows that Ron seems quite passionate about the music he makes and the politically tinged lyrics that color these songs. In all, if you’re looking for a modern extreme metal album that goes down easy, you could do far worse.



Rating: 3.0/5.0
DR: 6 | Format Reviewed: 320 kbps mp3
Label: Massacre Records
Websites: bloodred.bandcamp.com | bloodredband.com | facebook.com/bloodredofficial
Releases Worldwide: February 13th, 2026

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2026-02-10

What could possibly go wrong?
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