"🚀 Behold! The ultimate guide to high-performance DBMSs with #io_uring, because clearly your current DBMS is just too slow for all those cat meme databases 🐱📈. Spoiler: The secret is in the references, because who doesn't love a good academic citation while trying to decipher tech jargon from the future? 😂"
https://arxiv.org/abs/2512.04859 #highperformanceDBMS #techjargon #catmemes #academiccitations #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, finally! 🤣 The holy grail of pasting has arrived: a clipboard tool that lets you pay to do what Ctrl+Shift+V has done for free since the dawn of time. 💸🔧 But wait, there's more! For the bargain price of your sanity, you can spend hours crafting "recipes" to strip italics from cat memes. 👏🎉
https://custompaste.com #clipboardtool #payingforfeatures #CtrlShiftV #catmemes #humor #HackerNews #ngated

💖 A Love Story: My Face, Her Purr

This meme (pic included) about self-care with a soft cat? It's the real deal—we call it mutual care!

My tuxedo cat is a grand old dame, 18 years old this new year, which is about 88 in human years.

She's my last rescue, and she's palliative now. We know our time is nearly gone, and every minute is gold.

She only became a true cuddle-bug in the last 3 years. Patience is love!

My job now is to keep her comfy. The best part? Pressing my face into her soft body. She purrs big, and I find my peace right back.

We are soaking up all the quiet love we can in these final days. Sending love if you are sharing this sweet, sad chapter with a pet.

#CatLove #FediPets #LastHugs #PurrMachine #catmemes

Ah, yes, the timeless wisdom from a 2005 think piece trying to convince us that the Internet's collective hive mind is a democracy killer. 🗳️ It's as if the article itself had a premonition and decided to hide behind a JavaScript error rather than face the harsh reality of social media cat memes. 🐱👏
https://dl.acm.org/doi/epdf/10.1145/1089107.1089138 #InternetWisdom #DemocracyKiller #HiveMind #SocialMedia #CatMemes #2005ThinkPiece #HackerNews #ngated

Did you hear about DotMeow? It's a domain purr-fectly serious about its mission 🐾, or maybe it's just another cat-tastrophe in an endless litterbox of internet fluff. 😹 Just what the world needed, right? Yet another domain for cat memes. 🙄
https://www.dotmeow.org #DotMeow #CatMemes #InternetFluff #DomainNames #CatLovers #HackerNews #ngated

Lab Test #2097: This 'M-Meme Pillow' cover, priced at a frankly absurd €27.29 (49% OFF), exhibited an alarming tendency to elicit involuntary purring from lab assistants. Data suggests it may be 80% fluff, 20% existential dread. Still, 4.5★ from 9 brave souls. #TheFindLab #PillowTests #CatMemes

#emojipillowplush #TheFindLab #tested

https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_c31WfGNf

#cats #catmemes #cathumor #sick #sickmemes #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes

I miss the interwebs of the 2000s.

I think we culturally peaked in the 2000s with the advent of LOLcat memes and the old "I Can Haz Cheeseburger" site.

It has all been downhill from then.

#catmemes #memes #cats

🎩 Oh, the riveting world of hash tables, where "cute" and "power-of-two" collide in an epic saga of nerdy delight! 🌈 Meanwhile, mere mortals feign interest as they scroll past yet another "smorgasbord" of bits and bytes in search of the meaning of life—or at least a cat meme. 🐱
https://www.corsix.org/content/my-favourite-small-hash-table #hashTables #nerdCulture #techHumor #programmingLife #catMemes #epicSaga #HackerNews #ngated

Did a cat write this?

#cats #catmemes #takingyourmeds #takingmeds #takeyourmeds #chronicillness #chronicallyill #autoimmune #spoonie #spoonielife #mentalhealth

Zyperns Straßenkatzen, Outback-Kater Mango, virale Katzentweets, Katzenschutz in Neuseeland und bewegende Katzengeschichten: Die 5 spannendsten Themen der Woche!

Mehr dazu im Blog: http://bit.ly/4qcl8Dw

#Katzennews #Katzenliebe #ViralCats #FeralCats #Katzenschutz #MangoCat #CatMemes #CatCommunity #Naturschutz #CyprusCats

🚀✨ "Mitchell's groundbreaking method for staying motivated during big projects: actually do stuff and see results. Who would've thought?! 🤯 Meanwhile, the rest of us mere mortals will continue to daydream about productivity while scrolling through cat memes." 🙄🐱
https://mitchellh.com/writing/building-large-technical-projects #motivationalmethods #productivityhacks #projectmanagement #catmemes #daydreaming #HackerNews #ngated

#darkhumor #funny #Haha #darkhumour #catmemes #blackcatmemes #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #mentalhealthhumor #mentalhealthmemes

🖥️💼🎉 Oh, joy! #Microsoft generously permits your #personal 365 subscription for work—because nothing screams professional #productivity like mixing cat memes with quarterly reports. Meanwhile, The Register's robot overlords are too busy playing bouncer to actually let you read the details. 🤖🚫🙃
https://www.theregister.com/2025/10/01/microsoft_consumer_copilot_corporate/ #use #work #catmemes #TheRegister #HackerNews #ngated

Same, little guy. Same. :blobcat_dundundun:

#cats #catmemes

kittyyy ✨

i made a sticker!
https://ko-fi.com/s/4394a38548

#kitty #car #cat #catmeme #catmemes #stickers

🚀 Oh joy, yet another browser extension promising to revolutionize the internet by spoon-feeding summaries to the attention-deficit masses. 🤖✨ Because reading is hard, folks! Why waste time absorbing content when you can let an AI do the heavy lifting while you continue scrolling through cat memes? 🐱💨
https://gemini.google/overview/gemini-in-chrome/ #browserextension #AIcontent #attentiondeficit #internetrevolution #catmemes #HackerNews #ngated