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JoJo decided that the chaos in the outside world was not sufficient for her: Sometime earlier today when I wasn’t home, she knocked over a big fern in our bedroom. She apparently fell into the dirt pile, then ran across our bed while she was covered in dirt.

Such a sweet gift for her to leave for us to find at bedtime. #CatsAreAssholes

Cat tax: JoJo the black cat sitting impishly on top of a giant HEPA filter, staring at me to try to understand why I think I can control her.

@StarTrekHour @JoeSondow

They are cats so: easily, and, with reluctance possibly still doing it in the dark.

Respectively.

#StarTrekHour #CatsAreAssholes

Wally, so annoyed that I dared to shift my leg a millimeter. #CatsOfMastdon #CatsAreAssholes #wally #cats

A close up photo of our grey tabby, Wally. He has his ears back and is scowling.

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Signage #SignFails #FunnySigns #Catstodon #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsAreAssholes #SecondBreakfast #Petstodon #Pets

Two photos, side by side, of a cat sitting in front of a sign that says, “The cat has been fed. Don't believe her bullshit.”

In the first photo, the cat is facing the sign and is ostensibly reading it.

In the second photo, she looks back over her shoulder and looks very irritated and a bit angry.

The meme text says, “When your cat knows how to read.”

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Dogs #Cats #CatsAreAssholes #Dogstodon #Catstodon #Dogstodon #CatsOfMastodon #DogsOfMastodon #DogsAreFunny

A cat and a dog are playing. The dog is on his back with his mouth open and his tongue out. The cat is on top of him, with his front paws on the dog's throat. Meme text reads, “I swear to God, if you sniff my butt one more time…”

Thanks a lot - assholes. The relatively new charger cable for my trusty late 2013 MacBook Pro is no more. Time to decommission and move on I guess. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #CatsAreAssholes #Macbook #Apple

Mille the Cat looking at my ruined charger cable for the old and trusty MacBook late 2013, knowing that her brother Gary is the perp

Cats can be real a-holes.

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Cats #Catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #FediCats #CatsOfTheFediverse #CatsAreAssholes #Dogs #Dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #DogsOfTheFediverse #Caturday

Photo of a dog sitting way up high, on top of a refrigerator. A cat is sitting on a kitchen countertop and looking back at the camera. The caption reads, “What do you mean ‘Leave the dog alone’?”

💩post on #CodePen: something I *quickly* made this evening (so the code likely sucks huge donkey dicks, don't expect to find anything other than a craptacular mess I got bored of midway, but somehow dragged myself to finish).

Anyway, silly little #SVG + #CSS demo based on something I RTed on twitter a bit earlier https://codepen.io/thebabydino/pen/VwRvjLN

#code #coding #cat #catsAreAssholes #cats #newYear #newyearseve #2024 #2023 #frontend #webDev #webDevelopment #svgFilter #houdini

@Likewise @RickiTarr

That reminds me of a good bit of humor-- just in time for #HootinTootinTuesday.

#CatsOfMastodon #Catstodon #FediCats #CatsAreAssholes #CatsOfTheFediverse

Screenshot of a post from the dead bird site. Text reads:

Karen González
@_karenjgonzalez

It finally happened. My neighbor approached me in the hall because she's concerned my boyfriend is abusive.

I let her know that when she hears me say, "Stop it, Oscar! That hurts!" I'm actually talking to my cat. I have an abusive cat.

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Cats #Catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfTheFediverse #CatsAreAssholes

Photo of two cats peering down over the edge of a rooftop, while standing next to the top of a ladder. Meme text reads, "You were right… People don't land on their feet."

At least, he isn't laughing at me. Just doesn't take me serious.

Meh. Love him instead.

#catsareassholes

#CatsAreAssholes

RE: https://mastodon.social/users/orci/statuses/111117332756393502

@bnmng
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#CatsAreAssholes

Lorenzo really likes cake.

#CatsOfMastodon #cat #catsareassholes #cake #office

Set up the fountain I bought at the cat show today. Mochi was there at once, sticking his paw in it, and then wondering why he got wet...

#caturdayeveryday #caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastadon #catitude #catpasity #felineosophy #catcontent #catsareassholes

Wayne rarely sits or sleeps IN boxes, though he'll often sit on top of them. We think this is due to him having been inhumanely confined as a kitten, before we got him (wrapping him in a towel will send him into a panic).

So, why was he sleeping in this box? Well, because Kris needed the box to ship something out that day, of course.

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsAreAssholes

Large, all-black cat sleeping curled up in a medium Priority Mail box. The box is sitting on top of a pile of shipping materials, in front of a set of bookshelves full of reference books.

My #cat was eating the leaves on my desk plant so I took the plant away and put it on the other side of my desk. The cat looked at me and walked over to my pen and shoved it off the desk.

#CatsAreAssholes

Got some cat toys in the mail today, ultra cheap plastic springs. Mochi is IN LOVE! They have just the right bounce and are easy to carry. Of course he prefers the pink one 😜

#caturdayeveryday #caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastadon #catitude #catpasity #felineosophy #catcontent #catsareassholes

Orange cat with pink spring toy in his mouth

Mochi is very interested in #gaming and especially old #supermario games with lots of weird sounds and movements. If you put on a YouTube clip for him he will watch the whole thing.

#caturdayeveryday #caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastadon #catitude #catpasity #felineosophy #catcontent #catsareassholes

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