Send the Pawlice, there's been a crime.
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the dingus duo rests so that they may wreak havoc later on
i concur, my furry children 😴
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silly goober
things I say to my cats that would be really weird to hear out of context:
- *sarcastically* Thank you for showing me your butthole.
- Get your nose out of his ass!
- Why are you on the printer/counter/old television?
- Quit attacking my feet! Unprovoked aggression!
Max: *playing with rug (he's weird)*
Milo: *slowly approaches and crouches down*
Milo: *does a booty wiggle and jumps at Max*
Max: *startles, jumps over Milo*
lolololol wish I got it on video
imagine if we greeted each other like cats
shake hands and present our buttholes
well, I guess some dating apps are like that
if you don't baby cradle your cat to lecture them about destroying things, are you really a cat owner?
Sometimes I walk into a room and find Max on the most random ass object. I've found him on the linen shelf (top and bottom shelf), an old CRTV we still have for some reason, the printer, the kitchen table, the kitchen stove, the air fryer, the gas stove (for heating, thankfully off), a laundry basket of clothes (clean or dirty), a box of random junk...
...and he just stares back at me like "What? If I fits, I sits. Its cat law."
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cat: right, I need to convey that I am dangerous and not to be messed with
cat: *does funny crab walk with fluffed up fur*
human: *laughs* oh, thats so cute!
cat: noooo, I am ferocious!
Life with cats:
*walks down the hall*
*Max trots down the hall after me*
*walks the other way*
*Max follows me*
*walks back down the hall*
*Max flops down in front of me*
Max: "I did the cute things, now pet me!"
Milo had a severe case of zoomies tonight and tried to chew on the fret strings of my dad's guitar
and he's usually the angelic one
it's like the Taylor Swift song
"He's the reason for the bite marks on my guitar..."
maxie wants chin scratchies
Milo: *minding his own kitty business*
Max: *does a weird Stomp of Dominance in front of him*
Milo: *unimpressed expression*
Max: *attacks (playfully)*
I thought changing back to the water fountain would stop Max from knocking over their water.
No, now he noses off the top of the fountain and unseats the basin inside. More annoyingly, he's taught Milo -- the good, angelic kitty -- to do it as well. He's corrupted his brother.
Probably just going to have to FlexSeal the damn thing closed. He does it because he wants to play, but I can't play with him at fucking midnight when the rest of the family is sleeping. He sounds like a horse galloping up and down the halls.
I told him off and I swear, he sassed me right back. He's a moody teenager in a cat body!
Sir...you aren't supposed to be on the table.
Milo: I do what I want, hooman!
Milo: "Whatcha doin', hooman? Dis my box."
Milo might be smaller than Max, but he held Max's head and starting licking him in a feat of dominance.
Milo: "Oh, you think you top cat, brudder? Mlem, mlem, mlem, mlem"
Your Amazon purrckage has been delivered.
Milo has claimed this chair as his own today. He meowed at me to get up. Well, excuse me, sir.
"All the furniture is mine and Max's. You just borrow it, hooman."
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