@thatkatharine covidiot and Branch Covidian appeared more than once.

"After a short illness" in obituaries.

Vax and relax, one and done

The #CDCSays hashtag

"But what about their social development?"

"Are you going to hide from the flu too?" (Asked of me at work)

Herman Cain Awards

Davos Safe

Test to exit

Return to office

The Great Barrington Declaration

Let it rip

Refrigerator trucks

Clapping for nurses

Putting stuffed animals in your front window so people taking walks would have something to see

Gonna end it there before I get more depressed. For a whole month at the beginning I thought we might actually do it right.

*Edit: window, not website

@bicmay

#cdcsays you must die for RFK Jr’s delicate feelings.

@samara It's fascinating how respirator masks can prevent airborne transmission of Bird Flu, but not Covid. /s

#CDCSays #CDCKills

#CDCSays you only need to observe BSL-2 when working with sarscov2

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https://www.cdc.gov/covid/php/lab/index.html

The whole #cdcsays thing around political appointees damaging the CDC's reputation had a good run but I'd like to remind all the leftists that the good people at the CDC have been into wildly effective community health for a long time.

e.g.-

https://www.atsdr.cdc.gov/community-engagement/php/about/index.html

Remember when CDC shifted the #COVID testing regime from medical institutions equipped to collect and report data to home-based rapid tests (which may or may not be reported) and then said they would make weather service-like predictions without a reliable data stream? And then they rebranded themselves as some kind of Superfriends?
#CDCsays

#wrapstodon is kinda fun. A hilarious throwback to #cdcsays if nothing else 😂

#cdcsays all the blood spurting out of your severed artery is all in your head. Try yoga.

#CDCsays no problem, having trump in power again will help us get to herd immunity against trump

#cdcsays for the majority of people Hurricane Milton is mild.

#cdcsays stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about.

Washing your hands is no longer recommended until immunity debts to fecal-oral pathogens are paid. The #CDCsays it's time to get serious about dropping the "& Prevention" part of the name and embracing a broad new strategy of facing disease head-on

The CDC also says they are going to adjust phrasing from "herd immunity" to "herd sorting" as part of a more intricate strategy to normalize death. With a bit of finesse and a lot of patience, we can all do our part to cull ourselves responsibly

Patsy for CDC Director!! 🚬 #CDCsays it's important to maintain a healthy lifestyle

@craig_groeschel Less insidious than our timeline since epinephrine is effective and can be cheaply synthesized. Plus the newfound patriotic duty to compassionately dartgun your neighbors would be embraced. #cdcsays squeeze those triggers like you got spotted in a stealth game, America

#cdcsays once you reach 10 covid infections you become immortal

#cdcsays you may see a doctor if you wish but do you really want to make a big deal about a few little mpox pimples anyways?

@lowqualityfacts
#cdcsays

The #CDC is literally parodying the #CDCSays hashtag now:

https://sakurajima.moe/@literalgrill/112969428758746335

#CDCsays your laundry is folded

#CDCSays N95s don't work because HCWs who wore N95s at all times at work still caught COVID from going out into the community without wearing N95s.