#chonk

2025-06-25

vet says you're a bit too chonky

"vet can kiss mah furry butt!"

we started giving them meal times instead of all day access. max still isnt thrilled

"hoomans can eat all they want!"

yeah, but we should know better. you don't.

"you can kiss mah butt too!"

sigh

#max #kitty #chonk #chonkyboi #toomuchchonk #diet #vet

2025-06-12

Back from phoenixfanfusion which was a blast. Thanks to all who came out! Slowly doing inventory as I'm catching up on work and sleep.

2025-06-11

CHONK

2025-04-18

Shop update is live with several new chonks and sets.

Chonky bodega #cat in Boerum Hill, #Brooklyn
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#cats #gato #meow #chonk

@OBDsity

Aww! One moderate chonk of a bun, I think!

#chonk #chonky #BigBuns

Another picture of my old chunky friend indecently exposing his belly 😍

#caturday #cat #catsofpixelfed #chonk #chonkycat
This chunky chunky boy used to visit me every day and demand food 😍

#caturday #cat #catsofpixelfed #chonk #chonkycat
Matt Goddenmetaning
2025-01-05

Someone heard me working in the courtyard, and would like to know if lunch is soon.

A large adult blue tongue skink peers inwards through a glass sliding door.
Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2024-12-19

@reverseics Classical @NanoRaptor #Shitposting aside: This is technically possible even outside #S100, #ISA & #PCI buses.

If I had more money than sense I would've build something similar to #sgi's #NumaLink-based systems with the #UltraStation.

Embrace the #CHONK|ER!
youtube.com/watch?v=Bo3lUw9GUJ

(Also available as a smol pizzabox!)

Matt Goddenmetaning
2024-12-09

I had a feeling I was being watched while I was in the kitchen...

A sliding glass door dividing a white tile interior, from a white paving-stone exterior. Poking up above the bottom of the door's frame is the head of a Blue Tongued Skink.A Blue Tongue Skink standing up as tall as he can, to look in through the sliding glass door, as he awaits his lunch.
Matt Goddenmetaning
2024-12-05

Badonk-a- knows a thing or two about Second Breakfast. Also, Third Lunch, Sixth Afternoon Tea, Fourty-Seventh Dinner, and so on.

An adult Blue Tongued Skink looking at the camera. The Lizard is sitting on the white paving stones of a courtyard, an empty plastic container lid lacking the lizard's desired lunch is to the side.
2024-11-26

the maxie is a c h o n k

#chonk #maxie #cats #catsofmastodon

Ministry of Floof SGmof_sg@kopiti.am
2024-11-24

#ForbiddenPancakes (actually the Boletus are edible)
chonky bois annual return to some flower pot at a shopping mall #singapore

#chonk #fungi #mushroom #food #nature #plants

Large Pancake boletus in a flower pot.Side view of the mushroom
2024-11-20
2024-11-03

Behold, the chonkiest #chonk.

(It was gently retrieved from a fence it was climbing, and was replaced a little higher on the fence for the trouble)

A very large romalea microptera grasshopper on my hand. It is almost the same length and girth as my index finger.
Matt Goddenmetaning
2024-11-02

Back today, and getting his glutton on, the chonkiest boi in the world , the .

A large Blue Tongue Skink contemplates his existence as he pauses in the middle of devouring a mountain of pumpkin and chicken twice the size of his head. “Is this all there is, and if so, is this not enough?” he thinks to himself.

Also there’s some white paving stones he’s upon, and he’s partially obscured by stacked pavers in the foreground, there’s a black plastic flower pot on its side behind him, but the existential moment is more important than all that.

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