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2025-11-13

One thing you realise when you have an an illness that seriously affects your energy levels is, that *everything* takes energy. Not just the obvious things like moving about,but other stuff like digesting food, filtering sensory information, making decisions & staying positive.
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2025-11-08

reasons why chronically ill are so tired - They're chronically ill - 4.014 doctor appointments - Taking a shower is like running a marathon - Medical admin is at least a part-tim job - Doctors Keep taking all their blood lol - Medical trauma drains your energy - Masking your illness IS exhausting - Did mention they're ill - Advocating for yourself IS also exhausting - Constant pain drains your energy too
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2025-11-07

Roxi Horror - roxiqt - Part of why healthy people aren't afraid to get sick is- they think if they develop ong-term issues, they'll go & get treated by doctors who will work day and night to fix them as it was on House, M.D.) & don't realize there' a 99% chance they'l be told they just have anxiety
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2025-11-02

CHRONIC ILLNESS TRUTHS -It's always something -There's never just one -Spoons vanish fast -It's invisible but always there -Medications multiply exponentially -Your body holds grudges -It's endlessly unpredictable MyBodylsTryingTokillMe.com
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2025-10-28

IF OTHERS WITH THE SAME DISORDER CAN DO IT, THEN GOOD FOR THEM! BUT I'M NOT THEM. - guy holding hjis head in his hands sweating and looking scared or upset
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2025-10-27

"What's Your Five-Year Year Plan?" Same as the last five years... teeter on the edge of death while pretending everything's fine. MyBodylSTryingTokillMe.com
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2025-10-23

>>Satire Man With 12 Chronic Illnesses Grateful To Be Reminded It Could Be Worse. It Could Be Cancer. [guy holding his head up with his palm] MyBodylsTryingTokillMe.com
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2025-10-17

I know that I'm smart, but I also know that I'm not a full-time smart person. I'm smart when my illness allows to be smart. My illness chooses the hours or minutes that I am able to communicate, read, even drive. My illness makes the schedule, not me. My brain is a freelancer. MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.Com
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2025-09-20

I have a chronic illness. I will never be in remission. I will never be cured. I will have Great days and Horrible days and everything in between. This is for the rest of my life.
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2025-09-20

the treadmill is the perfect metaphor for my chronic illness because no matter how far i think i'm making headway, i'm really still in the same exact place but now i somehow feel way more fatigued
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2025-08-13

a woman putting her arms around another woman "don't worry, sarah. It's all according to God's plans" God looking at a list - 1. create universe 2. give sarah an incurable disease MyBodyIsuryingIokillMe.com
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2025-08-13

Do I have too many doctor's appointments on my calendar or is this seat looking like a very busy outlook calendar
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2025-08-10

Me to Body: Maybe you could dial it back so I can do some things today. Body: Best that I can do is a rash on your asshole.
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2025-08-06

Just once, I'd like my health to be on thick ice

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2025-07-23

Source: catmat on tumblr

catmat can we just take a sec to acknowledge how absolutely traumatizing and terrifying it is to lose your health? feeling yourself decline, not knowing if you'll get worse, but knowing the permanency of your new reality, is scary. often we don't hear about the fear that comes along with health decline. we are praised for being strong and for enduring so much. we try to keep going despite the terrifying feelings of knowing there is no going back from this. there's a lot of trauma we face, a lot of grieving, and a lot of repressed fears. so I'm just here to say that these feelings are valid and you're not alone
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2025-07-05

I'm so offended when I wake up and I'm still sick.

I gave you a yoga and a kale, what else do you want from me?

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2025-06-30

Chronic or mental illness & Others A bunch of circles within each other Outermost circle - what I feel & go thru 2nd outermost circle - what i can put into words 3rd outermost circle - what i tell others 4th and smallest circle - how much others actually understand
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2025-06-27

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2025-06-19

I'm giving up on my mental health to focus solely on my chronic illness.

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2025-06-19

I would rather you help me with a small task than waste 20 minutes praying for me to have been born with a different genome

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