#chronicillnessfunny

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2025-06-25
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2025-06-21

DOCTOR: Do you want to know why your abdominal muscles separated?

ME: [remembering what my parents once told me] is it because of me?

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2025-06-20
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2025-06-19
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2025-06-17
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2025-06-16

Shout-out to this medical bill for finally getting paid!

*and another one just showed up*

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2025-06-15

In good relationships, you pay attention to the little things. For example, my doctor hates to be tickled, and I hate when he talks.

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2025-06-15
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2025-06-14

Sorry that I used finger quotes when I called you "doctor"

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2025-06-13

🎵If you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my doctor🎵....to discuss whether or not this is a good idea. Maybe a doctor's note.

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2025-06-13

Me: Hey, you know what would be fun?
Them: What?
Me: No, I'm asking. I have no idea because I'm always sick.

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2025-06-13
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2025-06-12

Instead of starting out our conversations with "How are you?", I'd prefer you just assume I'm still very bad.

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2025-06-12

Be so completely yourself that no one wants to insure you or can figure out what's wrong with you

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